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I feel its high time that I asked the younger generations, the cool kids of death, to offer me a guide to the modern, horrifying examples of abusing and devaluing my beloved english language.

For example what the fuck does IDK mean??? I dont know????
and 'meh'??? that is by far one of the worst, for if ANYONE other than a creature likely to crush me, answered a lengthy tirade of mine with 'meh' I would joyfully scalp them.
lol is obvious, though still annoying, and i prefer to use hohohoho!! Because I am santa claus...

but what else is there???

Yeah idk is I don't know.

Meh is like..."whatever man" or.."I'm too assed to give an actual answer"

For example:

Guy 1 : Did Judy break up with you or what?
Guy 2: meh


Honestly I don't know alot of the newer ones because I don't text. I don't even have a cell phone atm...(at the moment)

Lmfao - laughing my fucking ass off.
Rofl! - rolling on the floor laughing but mostly just short for 'ahahahaha'

Those are the ones I use quite a bit to friends on msn. I don't use meh though but I've used it in the past. However there's a new fucking thing people over here are doing which pisses me off. "wub2" or "wubu" or someshit!??! It means "what you been up to" or "what about you?". I just don't get it at all. I mean I can understand lol lmfao and rofl instead of saying "that is very funny" but why do you have to abbreviate a whole fucking sentence??

the only one i ever use is lol. and that is only coz it's been around since i was like 12

lol Dan, this post made me giggle

Toonces wrote:Lmfao - laughing my fucking ass off.
Rofl! - rolling on the floor laughing but mostly just short for 'ahahahaha'

Those are the ones I use quite a bit to friends on msn. I don't use meh though but I've used it in the past. However there's a new fucking thing people over here are doing which pisses me off. "wub2" or "wubu" or someshit!??! It means "what you been up to" or "what about you?". I just don't get it at all. I mean I can understand lol lmfao and rofl instead of saying "that is very funny" but why do you have to abbreviate a whole fucking sentence??

Jamie would do that and it drove me bonkers.

Haha, this sounds like a post from my mom

IMHO - In my humble opinion

Weedguru Higher wrote:Haha, this sounds like a post from my mom

IMHO - In my humble opinion

IMHO - in my honest opinion i thought it was.



DYAFRGTFOOMHYLD - dude youre a fucking retard get the fuck out of my house you little douche (i use this one IRL )

^WOW...nice


like before interent supercalifragilisticexpealidotious

flyinhigh wrote:

Weedguru Higher wrote:DYAFRGTFOOMHYLD

how do u pronounce that?!?!

i was hoping for different responses, if any. im kiddin brahs i made that one up off of the top of my head.

Age/Sex/Location a/s/l or asl
As soon as possible ASAP
At the moment atm
Be right back = brb
By the way = btw
Get the fuck out = gtfo
Got to go= g2g or gtg
Great = gr8
I don't know =idk
In my opinion = imo
Just kidding = jk
Laughing out loud / lots of love= lol
Laughing my ass off = lmao
Oh my god / oh my gosh = omg
Rolling on the floor laughing = rofl
Shut the fuck up = stfu
Take care= tc
Talk to you later = ttyl or t2yl

I always buy phones with full qwerty keyboards so i don't have to use those horrible expressions!

i like lol because it is a good way to express laughter for things on the internet. even lmao sometimes....

I always used to use 'afk' once I finally learned what it meant. This was back in the CS 1.6 days...and earlier, I think.

AFK -Away from keyboard

or

A Free Kill

Meh, I use textlanguage but not like Jamie used to, I form normal words but it's nice to sometimes be able to say something using an abbreviation rather than type the entire thing .


Like : gtfo get the fuck out, gtfo is shorter ,and the other person usually understands


As long as people don't use things like BRB or LOL in real life it's all good