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Alright so I've known this girl since last school year and I *really* like this girl. She's a stoner and likes the same shit as me, shes seriously *everything* I could want or ever even ask for. I asked her out a while ago but she said she wasnt quite ready yet (long story that i havent even heard the whole thing). So I gave her her space to figure it all out and kept talking to her (I refuse to have parties without her there as well, although I dont think she knows that yet). I was talking to her a couple days ago and she said that she wanted to see Hot Fuzz and 300, and I was downloading them both anyway so I tried to burn a copy for her (it didnt work i broke the copy on my comp as well). So I just went out and bought Hot Fuzz and 300 2 disc special edition (which i dont even have) for her and friday I'm taking her to see a Led Zeppelin tribute band. And then the 20th I'm having another party, i dunno if she can go though... but god i hope so!

Anyways now that ive rambled a bit... My question to the almighty gurus and anyone that pokes there head in here (since we all achieve Guru status within our own minds after a little of that sweet stuff) is: Should I ask her if she wants to get together after the concert? It's been quite a few months since she told me she had to be ready, and a friend of both of us told me that she'd be ready by the time school starts (18 days till).

So I'll see her friday the 10th, monday the 20th (maybe), and then once school starts i should be able to see and talk to her daily... When should I ask her if shes ready to get together?

id go for sometime after the concert and in between the partayyy

Alright, I was thinking either right after the concert or right before the party. i learned how to give elevator hits a while ago as well so I might give her a couple of them and then ask her

what are elevator hits?

presumably hits in an elevator.. haha wierd though

dude dont worry so much about it. if her friend said she will be ready in 18 days, ask her in a couple days more than that. i find it best for me at least to not really plan when i ask girls out, i just wait for the right moment.

elevator hits is where you get two people and a typical joint, the two people smoke it down to halfway and then one person (the operator we call it) puts the lit side in his/her mouth (if you roll your tongue and get a little bit of saliva itll put out the ashes that might happen to fall... but itll still burn a little) and the other person (the victim we call it) puts the other side in their mouth and takes the hit while the operator blows smoke into the joint. All this time the people rise at the same time so the victim gets a head rush as well as gets stoned. if noone moves a centimeter, your lips wont touch but if either one of you move even slightly...

Yeah, thats an elevator hit. I used to know someone that could just blow so much smoke while you take the hit it would billow out behind you haha

Now, see what I mean.

Have you like kissed n shit like that? If you havn't I'd say make a move next time u see her.

An then say somthing like

Say look, your hot.. and I'm fucking gorgeous, we would make a good couple... or!

When you just like 1 on 1 with each other do this.. *give her a quality kiss* and then say "So.. are you my girlfriend now?" (and smile!!! cheekily (cant stress this enough)) Likley she will say yeah, if see pauses.... seal the deal and say, Maybe this might help you with your answer *kiss*

good look homie.

You're doing too much for this girl ... come on, your buying her movies and concert tickets...?

Be aggressive and don't suck up to all her shit.

She may or may not like you but if she does and your just sucking up to her shit she is gonna take advantage of that because she knows your not going anywhere anytime soon.

You're not gonna get a girl by being the nice guy.

JokersAce wrote: You're not gonna get a girl by being the nice guy.

Yer man, I'd tattoo that one your dick if I was you cuz I had to learn the hard way. Nice guys do not win.

When I wanna get into a girl now, the first thing I do is make fun of her clothes or hair or somthin becuase you know they spent hours on that shit and alot of money

SystemOfAUp wrote:elevator hits is where you get two people and a typical joint, the two people smoke it down to halfway and then one person (the operator we call it) puts the lit side in his/her mouth (if you roll your tongue and get a little bit of saliva itll put out the ashes that might happen to fall... but itll still burn a little) and the other person (the victim we call it) puts the other side in their mouth and takes the hit while the operator blows smoke into the joint. All this time the people rise at the same time so the victim gets a head rush as well as gets stoned. if noone moves a centimeter, your lips wont touch but if either one of you move even slightly...

Yeah, thats an elevator hit. I used to know someone that could just blow so much smoke while you take the hit it would billow out behind you haha

Now, see what I mean.

gotcha, sounds like something u would only do with a girl though

That's one of my "problems", I just cant be an asshole to a girl unless i hate her

and yeah Sm0ky I really dont recommend trying that shit with a guy, thatd be pretty bad.

well your a nice guy and im a nice guy and i get chicks. you just gotta make sure that although you can be nice, you have to say mean things. bascally you have to verbally bitchslap her to keep her in line. and trust me, from the START of the relationship, dont do shit you dont wanna do with her. if she learns she can like force you into watching chick flicks, that will continue the whole relationship. if you just say "hell no but id love to go watch 300" then she will know not to EVER bother you with that shit again. trust me she wont break up with you.

around my parts we call the "elevator hit" a super
straight up if this biddy is willing to go to a concert with you then shes got a definate interest, go for it at the concert man, during stairway to heaven

reminds me of wall tokes in a way, what you do is let some hold your neck on the main arteries whild you're holding in a toke so you cut off the blood running into your head until you pass out (you only pass out for a few seconds) and it gets you REALLY high. Don't know how safe that is however so I've only done it a few times.

Anyways, yeah man go for it.

no point asking her...
just keep doing what your doing...
ask her to hang out more and more frequently
and eventually it will happen...
sometimes putting a name to things just adds unwanted and un-needed pressure