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I really hate pets!
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 3:13 pm
by President Beavis
Holy fuck we already had 3 cats last year now we have 4 dogs, WE've got 2 sheltys, some ancient and decrepit mutt and just the other day we got a little border collie too.. not to mention the cats..

But they're more low key so they're alright.
I lied I like pets in smaller doses , but this many is fucking ridiculous! I don't doubt we're be getting more either!!
They're retarded.
They're loud
Whiny
Smelly, no wonder the house reeks of wet fur and piss. God I wonder how I smell, probably like dog.
No wonder we barely ever have anything to munch out on, all the money goes towards cat/dog food.
No wonder we can't do anything like upgrade our sattelite package, with this chinsy package I can guarantee we had more variety back whenn we had cable. we're spending like $10trillion to the power of 500 a week on grooming, vaccines.. dog posters, dog calendars, dog magazines, dog books......
They're retarded!!
There is never any time for peace and quiet I got 3 hours of sleep because the fucking dogs are so loud all day from sunrise to sundown and the rents are always making googly sounds at them or yelling (disciplining) at them!
They're retarded!!!!
I swear to god my rents are gonna be like some variation of the crazy cat lady on the simpsons, except they'll be throwing sheltys and dalmations instead of kitty kats...
And everytime someone leaves the house one of em' crys and wails at excessively loud volumes for fucking centuries at a time! I am going to muzzle that fucker for sure.
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Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 4:03 pm
by pkkupo
wow that sucks big time. i've just got three cats and i thouhgt they were annoying. but four dogs is nuts.
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 5:07 pm
by Weedguru~N0isenkiss3s
Oh gosh. my house seems so quiet without a dog..we have a budgie but he's only noisy when dad's around..he gets excited

haha
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 9:03 pm
by Vinyl
im proud to say my house is now pet free!! we just got rid of the two budgies we had, they were my sisters... but she never cared for them or trained them in any way, so they were noisy and annoying and just plain bitchy. i like my quiet house now.

Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:43 pm
by SpRi7e
I have a cat, a dog, and 2 rabbits. No one does anything for the rabbits and the cat just sticks to herself without getting in anyones way but, but our dog is a flaming retard, like right now she's trying to bite something that isn't even there and doesn't listen to any commands. She's my favorite pet though cuz she always wants to play outisde or go on jogs.
Posted: Wed Aug 08, 2007 11:48 pm
by Gorecore
I currently have one dog in my household. The most pets I remember having at one time was a dog, a cat, 2 budgie birds, and a tank full of fish.
I owned 3 cats for a few months when I was with the ex. One of my friends right now has 10 cats in his house! 10!!! Strangely, they're all indoor cats and the house doesn't smell like cat piss or shit. He must really keep shit clean.
Re: I really hate pets!
Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 1:52 am
by JokersAce
President Beavis wrote:Holy fuck we already had 3 cats last year now we have 4 dogs, WE've got 2 sheltys, some ancient and decrepit mutt and just the other day we got a little border collie too.. not to mention the cats..

But they're more low key so they're alright.
I lied I like pets in smaller doses , but this many is fucking ridiculous! I don't doubt we're be getting more either!!
They're retarded.
They're loud
Whiny
Smelly, no wonder the house reeks of wet fur and piss. God I wonder how I smell, probably like dog.
No wonder we barely ever have anything to munch out on, all the money goes towards cat/dog food.
No wonder we can't do anything like upgrade our sattelite package, with this chinsy package I can guarantee we had more variety back whenn we had cable. we're spending like $10trillion to the power of 500 a week on grooming, vaccines.. dog posters, dog calendars, dog magazines, dog books......
They're retarded!!
There is never any time for peace and quiet I got 3 hours of sleep because the fucking dogs are so loud all day from sunrise to sundown and the rents are always making googly sounds at them or yelling (disciplining) at them!
They're retarded!!!!
I swear to god my rents are gonna be like some variation of the crazy cat lady on the simpsons, except they'll be throwing sheltys and dalmations instead of kitty kats...
And everytime someone leaves the house one of em' crys and wails at excessively loud volumes for fucking centuries at a time! I am going to muzzle that fucker for sure.
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fuck maan wtf is wrong with your parents
the most pets i ever had was to outdoor adult cats and 8 indoor adolescent cats, a month later i gave the kittens to whoever wanted them.
Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 2:03 am
by (weedguru)scarf
working for a vet clinic
i have seen some fucked up things...
going into houses were you straight up dry reach from the smell
nothing worse than a house run by the animals
i have a theory that all pets are outside pets
sure they can come in for periods of time... but they LIVE OUTSIDE
my dog comes in at night around dinner time...has a couch he
sleeps on where one of the tv's is
then when everyone goes to bed he is back outside...
Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 2:35 am
by buttermilk
My dog died of a tick infestation.
Now all we have is a fish that kills any other fish that enters the tank. No one in my house has the heart to kill that damn beast.

Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 2:42 am
by President Beavis
Aww, poor stepmom is upset she can't go to the dogshow tomorrow.. got a tracking chip installed in one of the sheltys today too!
And buttermilk that fish sounds awesome.
Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 2:43 am
by Coach McGuirk
i have 1 retarded senile cat, one cat that leaves baby rabbits on my back porch every other day (in 2 or 3 pieces), and a fish that sux.
lol the awesome cat's name is ODB
Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 2:45 am
by buttermilk
Yea it's awesome, until you realize that you wasted a total of like, 50 bucks, just for a kickass fish fight to the death.
What the hell is a shelty?
Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 2:57 am
by President Beavis
I havent looked at the actual site, but google gave me this.
http://www.sheltienation.com
I guess I spelt it wrong.
Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 3:13 am
by buttermilk
Ya! Go Beavis!
Now you can...track your dog...cool...
Posted: Thu Aug 09, 2007 4:37 am
by BlazedAndConfused
this is just the beginning of the rise of the cyborgs!!! repent the end is near!!!!!