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i forget how i started this debate with friends but its been going on for years...

here it is: who would win in a fight to the death? a male silverback guerrilla or a bull?

rules: 1. fight is in a bull ring or some type of arena so they cant run away, its a fight to death, not when one decides to pussy out.
2. there are no rules


this debate got so popular it was even mentioned in 3 graduating speeches, it got school wide. haha. the parents were all like, "wtf?"

anyways, i vote guerrilla. hes got brains and brawn. im thinkin the guerrilla would just grab the bull by the horns and break its neck like that, no contest.

either way, i think it would be very entertaining to watch!

guerrilla. unless the bull got a lucky horn to the gut or something...but i think the gurrilla has enough agility to avoid that.

Bull.

gurilla, stronger in the arms, has the power to grasp objects because of the opposable thumb, also they are smart enough to use tools, so if there are no rules mr. gurilla can use weapons

dont forget to vote peeps!

I would assume that the bull would just keep taking charges at the gorilla, and the gorilla would most likely be smart enough and quick enough to jump out of the way in time, but i doubt the gorilla would be able to stop the bull in the middle of his charge. Its a pretty good toss up.

The gorilla would def. win. i figured he would knock the bull down and go in for the kill...the bull needs 4 legs to be steady but the gorilla can manage on 2

Has anyone ever actually seen a bull? A bull has at least a couple hundred pounds on a gorilla. And they get pissed. I used to help my friend round up her cattle at her grandparents farm and the bulls were mean motherfuckers. But the gorilla does have the brains.

Hmm. Halfway through this i seem to have lost where I was going with this. Oh well.

You guys are silly, bulls are surprisingly agile for their size and weight, plus they got the horn thing going on.

I chose gorilla because I side with family.

Well since there are no rules the gorilla. The gorilla has opposable thumbs and gorillas are very smart so it would be able to be tought to use a gun. There are no rules so there is not a rule about having wepons or not. Really the bull has 2 wepons so y couldn't the gorilla have one? Ya know? But anyways Gorilla would win. The end

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woh, easy now. now training of the animals is to take place, straight up wild animals. sorry, i forgot to mention it

I'd say the guerrilla because it's just like an ultra strong human and bulls just charge at you and ram you with their horns.

the silverback all the fuckin way

i even asked my physics teacher (best teacher i have ever had) and my bio teacher, my physics teacher ignored me and my bio teacher said guerilla