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I have a baking machine, the only thing you have to do is to pour all the ingredients in the machine and like three hours later you got freshly baked bread!!! No hustle with difficult baking (believe me, baking while stoned is hard, i've fucked up making popcorn so you can imagine what will happen if you bake bread)
What u do is yo put the machine on like one or two hours before you smoke and then just chill.. eat nothing untill the bread is ready and then munch away!
Newly baked bread w/ butter and cheeze and jam and what not!!

Those are great. I have one but I never use it.

Shit, Do you know how many time I've fucked pop corn up?! Haha

i'm practically drooling. fresh baked bread with butter would rock right about now.

one time we made popcorn but we had burned it and it was stinking up the whole apartment so i opened the window and put in against the screen to air it out so we could throw it away. but it smelled so bad that we wanted it out. well we were stoned and lazy and didn't want to bring it all the way downstairs and out to the dumpster so i had the brilliant idea of closing the window and leaving the popcorn between the window and the screen. sounded good in theory. when i closed the window the pressure from the popcorn bag pushing against the screen made it pop right off and it fell onto the front hood of my friend's car leaving a gleaming scratch we could see from upstairs. it was a hoot.

damn...that was soo ucking funny

hehe..a friend of me who allways talk about not smoking weed smoked out with me and a friend yesterday.. haha, so great, I told him all what would happen but I forgot to tell him about the munchies =)