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And asks you what you want from McDonalds. 1. You'll order way too much shit, and 2. You'll be slurring and giggling.

When she came home she asked me where the rest of the joint was, I said I flushed it, truth is I smoked the rest with my burger

haha awsome man, is your mom ok with you smoking?

sickkid90 wrote:haha awsome man, is your mom ok with you smoking?

she used to grow/smoke actually, but now she's pretty against it

fuck that... wow thats gay

I know how to talk when I'm baked

it's easy once you get used to doing that but then again I look right in to my dads eyes when i talk to him cuz my eyes barely get bloodshot anymore.

Lol I don't think ive ever met someone who slurs words when they're high. I know this one guy who starts to studder and shit like that but no slurring. It would be funny to see because they'd be all high and talking slowly, but drunkish at the same time too.

ive been told that i can talk a cop into aresting himself, never actually done it, but i have dissuaded him from searching me and my buds while we were really stoned.

HAHAHAHHAAHA, I just pictured that in my head...he comes to arrest you and you walk away and he's thinking to himself "how the fuck did he just do that"

i dont knwo what its from,... but i've started studduring a little bit... not a lot at all.. but every now and then i have trouble with words when im not high.. this began after i smoked weed...

i know this one kid who smokes a lot and he studders so much could it be cuz of weed?

HAHAHA.
My mom once called me and my friend while blazing and was like "Do you want me to pick you up some food on the way home?" and I just gasped and ordered like everything off the menu. It was pretty good.

she found rolling papers/lighter in my wallet and took them, said if i ever smoke again she'd kick me out

at least she didn't find your weed

My moms stolen lighters and cigs and other shit from me so many times it pisses me off cuz she searches my room every single fucking day.

SpRi7e wrote:at least she didn't find your weed

My moms stolen lighters and cigs and other shit from me so many times it pisses me off cuz she searches my room every single fucking day.

there aint no weed to find, it doesn't last 30 minutes when i get ahold of it

man so now i have to get high after school on/near campus or on the street, instead of my safe home, increasing my chance of danger/arrest, thanks mom!

yea that's what I hate about parents for some ways they think. Like if they know their kids are going to be smoking but they try to think that if they don't do it in their house they won't do it anywhere else. If they can't do it safely in their house then pretty much what their worst thoughts would come true is by getting arrested and fuckin up their life for a few months and make it harder to get a job too. That's why if you could just tell parents anything without a worry of being in trouble like saying your gonna get totally stoned and drunk one night at a girls house then they would at least know where you are so they won't have to worry as much or lie to them.

lol my bad i kept rambling on but the last thing i said happened tonight and i had to stay home.

Anonymous Dude wrote:she found rolling papers/lighter in my wallet and took them, said if i ever smoke again she'd kick me out

how do you fit rolling papers and a lighter in your wallet?? :O