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As you can see in the "my baby" section of the forum, i'm growing. However, i still live at home with my parents, so i'm sort of "hiding" it as best i can outside on the balcony.

so i brought the plant inside today to transplant it (it was too hot and windy outside to transplant out there) and my mom came over and said "haha that looks a lot like marijuana!" and i played dumb and was like "what? oh..haha! yeah!". She always knew that i was growing a plant on the balcony but i told her before it was catnip so she never really cared about it until now - now she's all suspicious.

she hasn't mentioned my plant since, but i know once it starts looking more like weed, and less like "catnip", ......yeah.
so should i just give up on my beautiful little plant or what? thoughts, suggestions? thanks.

just move it somewhere in the woods

SpRi7e wrote:just move it somewhere in the woods

That would make it more suspicious. She'd ask where it went.

then say you through it out, or dumped it.

say the fucker bit me and i burned it....lol wait?

SpRi7e wrote:say the fucker bit me and i burned it....lol wait?

High?

you can grow catnip??

i feel smart!!!

do u have a cat?

isnt catnip grass like???? your mom dosnt know what catnip looks like???? hmmmm just drop it so the pot and stuff breaks

and leave soem of the pot bits there so you have evidence that it broke, and say you chucked it in the woods or wherever

scarf wrote:do u have a cat?

HAHAHAA my thoughts exactly!

"its catnip mom, i swear!" "we dont have a cat jimmy, whos it for? the goldfish?"

lol
i can see it now

catnip isn't grass, it's a plant with leaves and thingy ma bobbers on it.

those do kind of resemble weed leaves when they're still small.

captainMorton wrote:"its catnip mom, i swear!" "we dont have a cat jimmy, whos it for? the goldfish?"

lol
i can see it now

hahaha...wow i just laughed for like ten minutes

well actually, i do have a cat. and yeah catnip does look similar to weed when its young (i planned it that way, lol) but eventually it will look like more like what it is, weed. blah, i'm screwed.

and i would move it in the woods but i dont live near any woods.