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Last Smokes
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 12:00 am
by Stash*
I just smoked my last blunt before my probation starts, I'm gonna smoke on 4:20 and then thats it. This sucks.
Anyone have any suggestions for probation drug tests if you wanna smoke?
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 1:40 am
by President Beavis
Fill up condoms with someone else's piss and strap them to your thigh before going on your way to the test. Actually, fill up a small plastic jar with it and insert it into your asshole instead to keep it warm.
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 2:41 am
by Rory
grimes...
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 5:41 pm
by Jay212
President Beavis wrote:Fill up condoms with someone else's piss and strap them to your thigh before going on your way to the test. Actually, fill up a small plastic jar with it and insert it into your asshole instead to keep it warm.
yea... OR you could fill the condoms with piss and put them in your ass. might be a little bit more comfortable than a fuckin jar lol.
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 6:57 pm
by Hitom
Well, how would you get someone ells piss if all the people you know are pot heads? :p
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:01 pm
by captainMorton
hobos?
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:05 pm
by SpRi7e
lol then when they take the drug test they tell you that you have 20 different diseases. haha
but try getting someone elses piss that never smokes or ask one of them if they haven't smoked for a while.
Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 9:35 pm
by President Beavis
Jay212 wrote:President Beavis wrote:Fill up condoms with someone else's piss and strap them to your thigh before going on your way to the test. Actually, fill up a small plastic jar with it and insert it into your asshole instead to keep it warm.
yea... OR you could fill the condoms with piss and put them in your ass. might be a little bit more comfortable than a fuckin jar lol.
But it'd be really difficult to get a condom up there no? You'd have to make use of a jackhammer to loosen up.... or just get hammered by a guy named Jack.
Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 12:47 am
by Vinyl
haha this reminds me of this time me and a buddy were high the day before i had to gove piss for a test (not a drug test just a check-up but i didnt know if they tested) and he suggested using apple juice instead. we were joking that two weeks later the doc would call me and my mum in and sit uo down and say "mam, im sorry to informy you but your son....(sigh)....is an apple.
Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 7:28 am
by SpRi7e
HAHAHAHAHAAH
i just pictured that in my head and i'm laughing so hard right now.
Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:04 am
by blazedsubaru
SpRi7e wrote:HAHAHAHAHAAH
i just pictured that in my head and i'm laughing so hard right now.
Hahahaha, I did too!!!
Wow, that was the funniest thing ever.
God I'm high.