My Cousin is a Slutty Whore
Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 9:18 pm
My cousin who will remain nameless just shocked the hell outta me. As you all probably know, i'm half Japanese from my Dad. His side of the family is really conservative and all my cousins over there are uptight losers who don't know how to have a good time. One of my cousins in particular is the same age as me (20) and attends some really prestigous university in Tokyo. Well, yesterday I found her Myspace and this was her about me section:
"I be at ********* University in Tokyo, Japan. I am junior, International Busines major. I am da finest, crazy, horny, kinky, shy, party gurl. With a nice, really wetly pussy. Are u lookin 4 a PRETTY, SEXY, SMART, HELL GOOD IN BED, DAMN FINEST WHO WILL SUCK YOUR BIG COCK REALLY GOODLY? DO YOU LIKE TO FUCK ASSE? Did you just say, "Where she at?" I AM RIGHT HERE!!!!!!!!!! BUT DONT HOLLA AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cuz I know u cannot handle me;) (Be careful, do never call me a China or Korean...If u did that, I will take that u are offendin and kill you"
After this horrible grammatically INcorrect attempt at English, she has naked and near naked pics all over her page, and in her interests she put "AV" which is Japanese Porn!!!! I am shocked. Should I rat her out or leave it alone? I honestly dont know what to think about the situation.
"I be at ********* University in Tokyo, Japan. I am junior, International Busines major. I am da finest, crazy, horny, kinky, shy, party gurl. With a nice, really wetly pussy. Are u lookin 4 a PRETTY, SEXY, SMART, HELL GOOD IN BED, DAMN FINEST WHO WILL SUCK YOUR BIG COCK REALLY GOODLY? DO YOU LIKE TO FUCK ASSE? Did you just say, "Where she at?" I AM RIGHT HERE!!!!!!!!!! BUT DONT HOLLA AT ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cuz I know u cannot handle me;) (Be careful, do never call me a China or Korean...If u did that, I will take that u are offendin and kill you"
After this horrible grammatically INcorrect attempt at English, she has naked and near naked pics all over her page, and in her interests she put "AV" which is Japanese Porn!!!! I am shocked. Should I rat her out or leave it alone? I honestly dont know what to think about the situation.