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Exploding whale.

Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 9:53 pm
by Dakine
MSNBC staff and news service reports
Updated: 11:48 a.m. ET Jan. 29, 2004
TAIPEI - Residents of Tainan learned a lesson in whale biology after the decomposing remains of a 60-ton sperm whale exploded on a busy street, showering nearby cars and shops with blood and organs and stopping traffic for hours.

The 56-foot-long whale had been on a truck headed for a necropsy by researchers, when gases from internal decay caused its entrails to explode in the southern city of Tainan.

Residents and shop owners wore masks while trying to clean up the spilt blood and entrails.

"What a stinking mess. This blood and other stuff that blew out on the road is disgusting, and the smell is really awful," a BBC News report quoted one Tainan resident as saying.

the southwestern coast of the island.

Researchers at the National Cheng Kung University in Tainan said enough of the whale remained to allow for an examination by marine biologists.

Once moved to a nearby nature preserve, the male specimen -- the largest whale ever recorded in Taiwan -- drew the attention of locals because of its large penis, measured at some five feet, the Taipei Times reported.

"More than 100 Tainan city residents, mostly men, have reportedly gone to see the corpse to 'experience' the size of its penis," the newspaper reported.


What kinda idiots drag a 100 odd tonne decomposing whale corpse through town anyways?
full article with pics: http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4096586

Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 10:01 pm
by stratoskater
holy shit...thats so crunk.
lol poor whale. that dude is a freakin idiot.

Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 10:33 pm
by TmD
well in their defence there job was just to transport the dang whale to a lab, and that was all. It freakin' funny as hell that it exploded though, imagine your driving down the street and you hear KAAAAABOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!! and the driver is just like damnit not again!! lol

Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 10:38 pm
by stratoskater
Wow. TMD you seriously had me laughing out loud on that. That would be some crazy shit, driving to work and a giant whale explodes and it's intestines hit your window.

Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 11:30 pm
by weedguru+chrisisonfire
haha, kinda shitty. Being the driver and seing blood and guts everywhere i wouldve thought it was a terrorist attack in the market streets hahaha.

Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 11:32 pm
by Kaynoq
...and they were all interested in its five foot penis?

wtf

Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 12:22 am
by buttermilk
Kaynoq wrote:...and they were all interested in its five foot penis?

wtf
Hahaha, that's what I was thinking. "Lets go experience the 5 foot penis on that whale...all the cool kids are doing it!"

Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 12:48 am
by TmD
well it is in Taiwan and the myth is asain don't have big wangs soo a 5 foot penis maybe is unheard of in their culture, kind of a freak show kind of thing.

Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 1:14 am
by AbbyRoad
ew.

Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 1:48 am
by MatteN
THAT is freaking awesome. good post man, good post

Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:19 am
by WeedGuru_Flow
aahahahhaha, freaky tainans


'hey lets go check out the huuugeee penis this whale has'

'ooh, is really big'


'I no longer feel manly:('

Posted: Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:22 pm
by Dakine
Image
Whale penis

Posted: Thu Apr 19, 2007 4:16 pm
by Turnipweed13
Dakine wrote:Image
Whale penis
hahahahaha rotflmfao hahaha wtf this post is sick.. when was this? like the whole exploding whale?

Posted: Thu May 03, 2007 11:18 am
by Gustave420
HA HA HA HA HAHAH AHAH HAH AH AHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

thats fucking great.

But whats even better is that a SPERM whale exploded.