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Dual assholes
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 10:57 pm
by bobdole
Ok, I've got a weird ass question. Is it possible to have 2 assholes?
I was grounded on St.patricks day but my freinds were all throwin a party at my freinds grandmas house. At the party my one freind got hammered and admitted to everyone else at a party that he had two assholes. That next monday at school I was told by three different people that they saw the second asshole first hand and that it was true.
So I have two questions. Is it true? and should I see it?
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:21 pm
by President Beavis
Probably....
EDIT: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:23 pm
by Ikku
Sounds like the joke's on you. This has got to be the weirdest topic I've ever seen.
Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2007 11:55 pm
by grayhookups
yes!!
now i dont condone another guy looking at another guys asshole, however, i think if this is true than ur gonna have a story to tell
however the joke could be that u have to look closely and then hell fart in ur face or sumthing
i still think its worth it to see a 2 assholed man tho
on ebaumsworld they have a video of a guy with 2 DICKS!!!!
Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 12:16 am
by buttermilk
Lol wtf?
Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:23 am
by Certified-Nutter
i saw the guy with two dicks on 'tarrent on tv' odd as hell... man bout the two assholes, sure givit a peek, dont get to close tho
Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:25 am
by buttermilk
Certified-Nutter wrote:i saw the guy with two dicks on 'tarrent on tv' odd as hell... man bout the two assholes, sure givit a peek, dont get to close tho
Yea, definently make sure it's not some kind of trick. Like some shit pops out of his asshole. Kinda like this.
www.blink-182.com
Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:33 am
by SpRi7e
...how did you find that link?
Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 2:38 am
by buttermilk
A friend prank mailed me it. How he got it I do not know.
Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 7:50 pm
by BubblesTheChimp
Ohmigod, I'm about to piss my pants laughing already.
Well, I can only say that if this is true, then I guess the old threat to "tear you a new asshole" won't quite work on this unfortunate fellow!!!
Lol badly!
Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 7:58 pm
by Dakine
''Tear you a new asshole, bitch''
''Hah, fuck you, you asshole(pun intended), i've already got two!''
Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 8:57 pm
by buttermilk
Dakine wrote:''Tear you a new asshole, bitch''
''Hah, fuck you, you asshole(pun intended), i've already got two!''
"Then make way for a third bitch!"
Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 9:43 pm
by bobdole
I was worried about gettin real close to get a look and then getting farted on. But I think the reward of seeing two assholes outways the risk of being farted on. If it is for real would anyone be interested in seeing pictures?
Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 9:58 pm
by MatteN
i don't need pictures, but just hearing u say he has 2 assholes is cool enough to make my day, go for it man
Posted: Tue Mar 20, 2007 9:59 pm
by Dakine
you could like get farted on, then shat on at the same time. double whammy.