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Just smoked a nice big fat doob, and I got to thinking how much I love my leizurely morning routines on my days off.

I like to enjoy my morning by waking up around 10:30-11:00am. First thing I do is take a nice big breath of my girlfriends womanly flower smell next to me in bed. Give her a nice kiss (maybe something more ) then get out of bed and hop into my bathrobe. Go out into the kitchen, put the coffee on, and tune the radio to the country music station.

Once I've got my music on and coffee being made, I make some toast. Pumpernickel bread with lots of butter and peach jam is my favourite. Once that's eaten, the coffee is ready. I take my coffee to my living room, light up a smoke, and have my morning coffee and cig in peace and solitude (gf sleeps in waaay later than me, same with other roomies).

After enjoying my coffee and a cigarette, I bust out my nice glass pipe and load a little nug andf toke up. I then proceed to go on the Weedguru forums for my daily fix (lol!). After I've browsed the forums, I go take a big dump and read mclaens magazine. I have a shower, brush my teeth, and then it's time to play with the ferrets!!!!

That is how my mornings go (if im not workin).

How do you enjoy your mornings, dudes?

I wake up, take a good long shower and just relax in there a little bit. Then I go down to the kitchen and start making breakfast (eggs, bacon, toast if we have that stuff) and get a big cup of coffee or orange juice..whatever is closer at the time. When I finish my breakfast I pretty much just go downstairs on WG and go on my other computer then I'll start my school session on my other computer right next to me.

on my days off, i dont have mornings, i have afternoons, seeing as I wake up at about 3:00 pm, but after that I give my dealer a call, go and grab for the week, call over my buddies and get fucked up in my shed, then we go and get pizza, fries, and hamburgers. then i go back to sleep.
aside from fucking, tokeing, and eating, sleeping is my favorite thing to do, my girlfreind call me the bear(sorry bear, its her name for me, im not trying to intrude on ya, lol) because I sleep lik 5 times as much in the winter.

i usually wake up, look at the clock, realise ive overslept, panic for a minute, fall back asleep, wake up about 15 minutes later, with a dog licking my face, push the dog off, and usually fall out of bed. provided all has gone according to plan, i groan rather loudly, fart a few times, have a shave, and a shower if i can be arsed, get dressed, spark up a cig, take a pint or two of milk out, and rush off to whatever i have to do.

Goddamn rory, your mornings are chilled as hell.

On days I have to go to Uni, wake up, shower, brush teeth, do hair, grab a smoothie from my fave place and drive to the train station. On days i dont have school, I laze around all day and smoke big fat blunts and watch Japanese horror movies with my BF.

on days i work, i sleep until about an hour and a half before i have to go to work (if i work in the morning or afternoon) on days that i work the evening i wake up at noonish.then i do all my shit, dressing eating showering etc. then i go to work.
on days i dont work i wake up around 12 if i dont have morning plans then do my morning shit then i go out or do whatever.
i think this sounds weird but im kinda burnt out writing this

I smoke EVERY morning!
I wake up at about 6:10 or so. I go in, take my nice and hot shower, get dressed, brush my teeth and hop in the truck to go to school. I drive down my road a little ways so my parents can't see me stop. I pull over, load a bowl, start smoking. I take the long way to school, which is about 8 miles away anyways, but there is too much traffic on the short way, plus lots of dangerous spots with tired commuters. The long way is nice. Then I just smoke and smoke, then go to class and chill out. Then I eat a lot on break at 8am, then smoke some more, then work on cars. Pretty good setup for me.

On days I don't have school, I usually don't even wake up at home so it throws my schedule off totally.

Now that I'm working...I get up an hour and a half before I work, like abby.. then I try vainly to do my makeup, stab myself in the eyes with mascara a few times, do my hair, get dressed, put on accessories.......try vainly to eat something before I go, either get a ride or walk 10 minutes to work...then I work! then I come home, mourn my dead feet, toke up, eat some din din and relax

Weedguru~N0isenkiss3s wrote:Now that I'm working...I get up an hour and a half before I work, like abby.. then I try vainly to do my makeup, stab myself in the eyes with mascara a few times, do my hair, get dressed, put on accessories.......try vainly to eat something before I go, either get a ride or walk 10 minutes to work...then I work! then I come home, mourn my dead feet, toke up, eat some din din and relax

my god, its like you live my life.

I want some "Din Din".
Seriously though.

I might have to go hunt down some food right now.
Din din, here I come!

My friend has a carnival goldfish called din-din. He meant to call it tin tin, after the thunderbirds character, but we got high and started calling it din din, and it stuck.

i chose what time i want to work but ussually I have this schedual so I can leave early at about 1pm on fridays, unless I'm the one staying until half 5 on friday.

Wake up about 6:30, get ready and leave the house at 7am and get to work at 8am. Then I work.. ussually going outside for 4 cig breaks with people I work with and have lunch. Ussually leave about 5:30pm and get home about 6:30 and chill out Go to bed about midnight and then the cycle starts again..

i like mornings after a night of drinking and smoking...

cause i dont get hangovers, i just feel great when i wake up after partying

walk around the apartment naked...take a shower...fry up some balogna

lol

i love my saturday mornings. im only in work at 5 so i wake up around 11-12, put on my bathrobe, go downstairs see whos playing footall on tv. then make some breakfast usually toast bacon and eggs. if i cant be bothered makin breakfast then ill go to the supermarket 2 minutes away an get breakfast in the cafe. after that ill go back to bed and watch a film until i got to get ready fo work.

Kaynoq wrote:walk around the apartment naked...take a shower...

thats the way to do it.