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i can't! i get halfway through a line, and my voice totally breaks down and i start violently coughing. could it be i've been smoking too much. I've smoked about 200% more than i normally would have in the last few days.

If you smoke cigerattes it could be, but i doubt weed. It expands your tubes, so you shouldn't be coughing hard. You could have Asthma smoke some weeeed. That'll help if you haven't yet. If you do smoke some and you start coughing nad getting a whitie, stop you may have some kinda throat infection.

Drink hot water with honey and lemon in it...it will sooth your throat for singing <3 The smoke has irritated your throat I think, making it difficult to push the notes out.

Thats what she said.

ah, thanks. I've been smoking cigs, so thats probarbly why. Some nice tea leaves and lemon should do me well.

And yes slade, she did say it

that sucks, u in a band or summat?
me, i cant sing, unless i am drunk, when i am drunk, i can sing like an angel, or at least i think so, for some reason, my mates say i sing like usual (terrible) but i kno the truth... drink changes my vocal cords ahahahaha!

maybe you're trying to hard? i know when i actually try to sing i sound like crap. when i'm in the shower or jamming i sound pretty good.

I can sing but I'm really shy about it...so when I get drunk and am avidely enthusiastic I sing all the time..but then I'm drunk so I sing badly.

This will essentially be tomorrow as I gaze lovingly at the rum sitting across from me this very moment!

sofaqueenhi wrote:maybe you're trying to hard? i know when i actually try to sing i sound like crap. when i'm in the shower or jamming i sound pretty good.

i was actualy jokin, i cant sing at all, i sound like i have a mini chalk board and mini nails inside of my throat, lol
but i sing all the time when i am drunk for reasons i never remember

Certified-Nutter wrote:that sucks, u in a band or summat?
me, i cant sing, unless i am drunk, when i am drunk, i can sing like an angel, or at least i think so, for some reason, my mates say i sing like usual (terrible) but i kno the truth... drink changes my vocal cords ahahahaha!

And thus, the karaoke bar was born.

next time you hear your favourtie song... dont sing it
smoke and listen to it

or alternatively.. take up the drums and find a new vocalist for ur band

my throat feels alright this morning. i'm gonna pack in smoking cigs though.

good call Dakine.

Don't even complain about a sore throat untill you've tried busting out raw black metal vox a la Nargaroth. That shit's fuckin ridiculous. Owned me bad. Hahaha.

Drink lots of warm water. Stay off the soft drinks, they're really bad for your throat. Try doing breathing excersizes, and try to cut down smoking ANYTHING if you're seriuos about being a pro vocalist.

Rory wrote:Don't even complain about a sore throat untill you've tried busting out raw black metal vox a la Nargaroth. That shit's fuckin ridiculous. Owned me bad. Hahaha.

Drink lots of warm water. Stay off the soft drinks, they're really bad for your throat. Try doing breathing excersizes, and try to cut down smoking ANYTHING if you're seriuos about being a pro vocalist.

funny you mention that, cus i did try that last weekend owned me bad too.

I can't say i really drink soft drinks, i mainly drink milk and water. i'm not serious about being a pro vocalist, i just enjoy busting out lyrics when i feel like it, and i enjoy the ability to do that, so i'm gonna completley quit smoking, and take a break from dope, to allow my throat to heal, and to lower my tolerance.

thanks everyone.