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So this morning I wake up at 6:30 and remember "Mom left me lunch money for this week on the counter, don't forget to grab it." So I take a shower, go downstairs, grab my money, get in the truck and blaze on the way to school. I get to school and can't find that damn money anywhere! I have no idea what happened?

Maybe I grabbed it while high last night? I think that's pretty likely.

Hmm, I will check yesterday's pants and see.

I have been baked for 3 days straight, I'm pretty retarded right now.

just look in the car, it'll be around somewhere. things dont go too far when your high.

I'm pretty sure it's in my pants.
I remember thinking "pockets" when I think about those pants.

Soooo maybe that's something.

well get off your lazy ass and go check those pants, the kitchen and the car!

Ok, so I go up to my room to check for my pants. My pants aren't even there!

Turns out my mom had snatched them as dirty laundry last night. I went back downstairs and checked by the laundry machine and there was my money!
YAY.

Now it's time to smoke more, because I have money for more weed when this sack runs out!

blazedsubaru wrote: Now it's time to smoke more, because I have money for more weed when this sack runs out!

That's almost as good a feeling as the one you mentioned in your other thread.

yeahhh

i was cleaning some random draw in my bureau, and i found 40 euro gift certificate for every big commercial store/restaurant. swapped it for cash with my parents yay

sucks when u lose money u know u have somewhere. but its the best when u find money. couple days ago i was puttin on my jeans and reached i my pocket and found $20.

its like money being trown into your lap. so great

blazedsubaru wrote:
I have been baked for 3 days straight, I'm pretty retarded right now.

at least you had pants on... nothing worse than to come out of your
stupor to realise... why the fuck does everyone have pants on except me?!

scarf wrote:

blazedsubaru wrote:
I have been baked for 3 days straight, I'm pretty retarded right now.

at least you had pants on... nothing worse than to come out of your
stupor to realise... why the fuck does everyone have pants on except me?!

right on, pants are for the week

fkn_eh wrote:

scarf wrote:

blazedsubaru wrote:
I have been baked for 3 days straight, I'm pretty retarded right now.

at least you had pants on... nothing worse than to come out of your
stupor to realise... why the fuck does everyone have pants on except me?!

right on, pants are for the week

you mean weak?

Pants aren't for the weak. They are for the large of dick who wish to surprise their woman, or the small of dick who wish to conceal their insecurity. They are also for women of any kind. Only those of average dickliness should go without pants.

cdc wrote:

fkn_eh wrote:

scarf wrote:

blazedsubaru wrote:
I have been baked for 3 days straight, I'm pretty retarded right now.

at least you had pants on... nothing worse than to come out of your
stupor to realise... why the fuck does everyone have pants on except me?!

right on, pants are for the week

you mean weak?

Not unless you've got another pair!

u must get shitty weed if u can buy a sac with lunch money. unless you pay like 25 bucks for lunch