TEST
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TEST
OK. Pay close attention. Here is a very simple little test comprised
of four easy questions to determine the level of your intellect.
See if you have what it takes to be considered "smart."
Your replies must be spontaneous and immediate,
with no deliberating or wasting of time.
And no cheating!
On your mark, get set, go...
1: You are competing in a race and overtake the runner in second
place. In which position are you now?
2: If you overtake the last runner, what position are you now in?
3: Take 1000. Add 40. Add another 1000. Add 30. 1000 again.
Plus 20. Plus 1000. And plus 10. What is the total?
4: Marie's father has five daughters:
1. Chacha
2. Cheche
3. Chichi
4. Chocho
5. ????
Question: What is the fifth daughter's name? Think quickly...
Answer 1: If you answered that you're now in first, you're wrong!
You overtook the second runner and took his place, therefore
you are now in second place. For the next question try not
to be so dim.
Answer 2: If you answered second to last, you are wrong once again.
Think about it...How can you overtake the person who is
last? If you're behind them, they can't be last. You would
have been last. It would appear that thinking is not one of
your strong points. Anyway, here's another question to try.
Don't take any notes or use a calculator, and remember,
your replies must be instantaneous.
Answer 3: 5000? Wrong again! The correct answer is 4100. Try again with a good calculator. Today is clearly not your day, although you should manage to get the last question right...
Answer 4: Chuchu? WRONG! It's obviously Marie! Read the question
properly.
You are clearly the weakest link.
of four easy questions to determine the level of your intellect.
See if you have what it takes to be considered "smart."
Your replies must be spontaneous and immediate,
with no deliberating or wasting of time.
And no cheating!
On your mark, get set, go...
1: You are competing in a race and overtake the runner in second
place. In which position are you now?
2: If you overtake the last runner, what position are you now in?
3: Take 1000. Add 40. Add another 1000. Add 30. 1000 again.
Plus 20. Plus 1000. And plus 10. What is the total?
4: Marie's father has five daughters:
1. Chacha
2. Cheche
3. Chichi
4. Chocho
5. ????
Question: What is the fifth daughter's name? Think quickly...
Answer 1: If you answered that you're now in first, you're wrong!
You overtook the second runner and took his place, therefore
you are now in second place. For the next question try not
to be so dim.
Answer 2: If you answered second to last, you are wrong once again.
Think about it...How can you overtake the person who is
last? If you're behind them, they can't be last. You would
have been last. It would appear that thinking is not one of
your strong points. Anyway, here's another question to try.
Don't take any notes or use a calculator, and remember,
your replies must be instantaneous.
Answer 3: 5000? Wrong again! The correct answer is 4100. Try again with a good calculator. Today is clearly not your day, although you should manage to get the last question right...
Answer 4: Chuchu? WRONG! It's obviously Marie! Read the question
properly.
You are clearly the weakest link.
./B_A_D_A_S_S\.
Reality is an illusion brought on by lack of weed!!! merely a crutch for the weaker of us :evil:
Reality is an illusion brought on by lack of weed!!! merely a crutch for the weaker of us :evil:
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0/4.....god...Ima go kill myself now....or...maby ill just...smoke...
Stick, aloud, expensive, light light green don't touch no brown
Ya' can't stand up, ya' eyelids feel about 200 pounds
Mouth dry as the fuck, yeah this bitch hea' high as a duck
Ready to leave, but can't go nowhere 'cause looks like ya' stuck
Ya' can't stand up, ya' eyelids feel about 200 pounds
Mouth dry as the fuck, yeah this bitch hea' high as a duck
Ready to leave, but can't go nowhere 'cause looks like ya' stuck
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FUCK! I missed them all, and that is not good. I have to take an intellectual measurement test next year that really has shit like that, and it's timed.
I'm not too worried though coz I know I'm going to study hard for it when the time comes and take some logic classes...eek
I'm not too worried though coz I know I'm going to study hard for it when the time comes and take some logic classes...eek
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Take 1000. Add 40. Add another 1000. Add 30. 1000 again.
Plus 20. Plus 1000. And plus 10. What is the total?
1000 is in there 4 times = 4000
40+30+20+10=100
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4100
i personally dont see where you would get 5000? lol unless your thinkin 4090 is 4900 by the time you get to the 10, then think the 10 is 100..lol its impossible to get 5000
Plus 20. Plus 1000. And plus 10. What is the total?
1000 is in there 4 times = 4000
40+30+20+10=100
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4100
i personally dont see where you would get 5000? lol unless your thinkin 4090 is 4900 by the time you get to the 10, then think the 10 is 100..lol its impossible to get 5000
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