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What animals would get high?

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My mate was just round mine for a quick wake n bake sesh on his way to his job and we were in the garden smoking a bowl with my dogs and started talking about if they could what animals would smoke weed if they could, like in all the animated films. Our definate answers were:-

- Dogs: Normally chilled out and most are very nice and just into eating and sleeping; typical stoner behaviour.
- Sloths: Come on, of course they do 8)
- Lions: Lounge around all day in the sun napping, scratching themselves and then just waiting for the lioness' to bring food; stoners with butlers.

What other ones?
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i believe no animals should get high whats so ever by force. If an animal wants to get high let it get high. My dog eats my weed in the bag itself sometimes... the bastard. It doesnt cost me shit (get it free) but its nice to know your dog loves your lungs lmao
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No, not getting the the animals high yourself, what animals would if they could, like in some animation film or something. It would be hard for me to get a lion high.
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I don't know if they would....but bees should get high. Those little buggers need to chill the fuck out.
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Cats would lay back on the couch, eat catnip, and smoke weed constantly. Awesome pets.

I honestly think bears would, then eat berries.
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Penguins do get stoned.

Think about it. Have you ever actually hung out with a penguin for an entire day?
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blazedsubaru wrote: I honestly think bears would, then eat berries.
I eat berries while couching with winnie the pooh eating hunni and puffing on some nice blunts. 8)
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koalas are the most viable candidates as their natural diet consists of substances so toxic that the furry , sharp clawed filthy little beasts tend to stay permanently in a dopey state. This is why hundreds of koalas fall out of the tres every year and they always look more than a touch dazed and sleepy...I am not sure, but my mind keeps telling me their diet revolves around eucalyptus leaves, which is high in toxicity, though it could well be another substance which causes the haze...Wicked animals.
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My friend's cats love weed. The hang around if we smoke it and they try and eat it if it's around.//funny animals
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Viewer_Discretion wrote:My friend's cats love weed. The hang around if we smoke it and they try and eat it if it's around.//funny animals
My dogs do that, they jsut come from no where and lie down next to us when we're smoking.
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I've got a Sulphur Crested Cockatoo, it sits on my shoulder and leans in close while I'm smoking.

When it gets wasted it says weird shit, like three words put into one word in no particular order, but he gets really mellow, usually he bounces up and down and hangs from the top of his cage and shit, but when he's wasted he mellows out and sits there looking at stuff.
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WhiteLie wrote:Penguins do get stoned.

Think about it. Have you ever actually hung out with a penguin for an entire day?
fuck man...they would just chill in the corner, not saying shit, not moving....it would be sweet.


but monkeys would, and do (??) get high.
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idk if rabbits would, but they can run pretty fucking fast and just need to chill out from that. I wonder how they would run if they were high... :?
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weedguru_animal wrote:koalas are the most viable candidates as their natural diet consists of substances so toxic that the furry , sharp clawed filthy little beasts tend to stay permanently in a dopey state. This is why hundreds of koalas fall out of the tres every year and they always look more than a touch dazed and sleepy...I am not sure, but my mind keeps telling me their diet revolves around eucalyptus leaves, which is high in toxicity, though it could well be another substance which causes the haze...Wicked animals.
Yeh animal I'm pretty positive it is all the eucalyptus leaves they eat.. I think that's all they eat?
It's funny at the zoo how tourists think they are really friendly and try to play with them then they start the growling shit which sounds alot like a dying cat or something but holy shit they can be ferocious.

Not as bad as wombats though, when I was a kid I thought it would be a good idea to stick my finger through the wire and let one BITE ME! OMFG that was complete agony..

anyway yeh koalas FTW though I hear eucalyptus leaves are 'gateway' leaves, so it won't be long till they start cultivating their own feilds of coca.
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'anyway yeh koalas FTW though I hear eucalyptus leaves are 'gateway' leaves, so it won't be long till they start cultivating their own feilds of coca.
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:D :D

I wouldnt put it past the cheeky fuckers! I have always loved the wombat species. They seem to take life very easy, ambling out of the shade only once or twice a day to check out the waking world before heading back for another 15 hour sleep...are they connected to koalas in any way other than habitat???
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