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Okay I know this is Mean, and funny at the same time. But today i found some basil, and my friend would smoke anything. So ima tell him I found a new sound hallucogen called Stinza or some wierd name. And I got three songs edited to sound really wierd, the first song players normal for a whole minute then echoes, and then during the time it sounds wierd. It starts saying his name its like: Derek....Derek........ Derek....... Can you hear me?????? Do you wanna know a secret......??? Your gonna die......

Im gonna scare the hell outta him, and when i talk ima make it where my mouth is moving but im not talking. Lol its gonna be so funny.

when i wanna scare my friends i just get them really stoned, and then pretend like im eating off them, like just picking off them and putting it in my mouth

they get all WTF, YOU EATIN ME MAN???

that is so jks man. i do stuff like that, not that bad though, just kinda messing a bit with people like talking purposely slow and crap. sounds fun though

SladeHino wrote:Okay I know this is Mean, and funny at the same time. But today i found some basil, and my friend would smoke anything. So ima tell him I found a new sound hallucogen called Stinza or some wierd name. And I got three songs edited to sound really wierd, the first song players normal for a whole minute then echoes, and then during the time it sounds wierd. It starts saying his name its like: Derek....Derek........ Derek....... Can you hear me?????? Do you wanna know a secret......??? Your gonna die......

Im gonna scare the hell outta him, and when i talk ima make it where my mouth is moving but im not talking. Lol its gonna be so funny.

thats funny, my friend did something simliar to me. after i had some whiskey and a little weed, he played a song on windows media player and he made it play fast. i really thought i was losing it haha

man, i am more into more practical jokes, like a while ago, after my mate had finished 4 buckets, i then made a bowl of paper, he was so fucked he didnt notice tho so i was dissopointed with that, lol

Lol tell us how it goes. Sounds like something only an idiot would do.

how what goes? i just gave my mate a bowl filled with paper, he hit it, looked at me with the most confused face and sed 'that tasted horrible'
i started laughin at him tellin him it was paper, but he was so out of his mind, i dont think he could understand me at the time

We freaked my friend Nick out because he'd be talking and say something along the lines of.. "Guys, you know I feel really. . ." And he'd pause, all of 5 seconds "Weird."

And of course, the rest of us would say "Jesus Christ Nick, it took you five minutes to finish that sentence!" So he recorded himself. I really want to hear that recording...

that's impossible! Nick's don't get fooled that easy

My buddies and I were sitting down in their house smoking and eating popcorn and candy, and my friend takes my pipe and loads a kernel of popcorn in the bowl. She says smoke this and I will load the next 2 bowls just for you. So I lit the damn thing and the kernel caught on fire and I kept sucking but the flame burned my eyeball and the smoke tasted like ass.

But the next 2 bowls were pretty good.

haha, man i have burnt my eyeball before... really damn hurt
smokin a pipe outside like, and my bandana got blown off, so obviously i went to re-tie it, but for some reason when i tying em, i always knock my head back (dno y, force of habit) forgetting my pipe was in my mouth... well, got a nice bowl full of blims (burning bits o' hash) directly into my eye... that really sucked

Worst part was, I have burnt my eye twice now. Really hurts badly too. Once was the popcorn incident, the other was smoking in the woods on a windy day. I learned forward over the pipe to block the wind a little, and BAM right in the eye.

Yeah, me and my mates quite often play harsh jokes on each other.
I once rammed as much tobacco as i could into a bong cup then gave it to my mate , he ripped it then said it was the best bong he'd ever had,lmao.

I eventually told him a few weeks later, he was pretty pissed at me,lol.
He got his own back on me, when we were all sat in his caravan stoned and drunk off our heads he gave me a bong, the cup was full of weed so i thought nothing of it. After id ripped it he tells me that the water had cider,sweet and sour sauce,a pineapple chunk and fag ash in it , i wasnt really bothered though cause i was way to fucked to care,lol.

urcchhhh, that reminds me of a game me n my mate sometimes play (tho not often as its disgustin)
basicaly, rock scissor paper to establish the unlucky sod whos gotta do it, then fill the bong with the victims choice alcohol (cos he drinks larger, which i cant stand, n i drink cyder which he cant stand) take a coupla hits, then whoevas chosen gotta down the bong alcohol... uchavie

Well it didn't work that great. I got my cousin, she thought she was trippin. My friend knew it was fake, but we tricked him by throwing a firecracker and scaring him.