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Does weed make your sex better?
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 2:13 am
by Kaynoq
Some say they can't enjoy sex when they're high, other say it's a lot better.
Myself, it makes it feel great, but I go slower and slower and ruin it for my girl...
My friend said he becomes afraid of sex when he's high...like he's trying to take his pants off but he can't.
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:07 am
by Certified-Nutter
sex can be good when high, but when i am high i honestly cannot be bothered, i would rather just do summat alot less energetic (some call me lazy, but i tend to get distracted when high)
a very embaressing example... i once actualy forgot what i was doin in the middle offit and just stopped, in a complete daze inside my own mind, i only realised when she asked me what the hell i was doin about 2-3 mins after stoppin, i so absent minded when i high its terrible...
(i suprised i havnt crashed my bike while high yet =/)
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:10 am
by IcIrIs
sex = too much energy so me and mah gf like take turns plesuring eachother, like if we get baked its my turn, or her turn lol
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 4:22 am
by Certified-Nutter
that doesnt make any sense to me if ur both baked? if u took turns to get baked with that theory it wud make more sense to me, haha
my ex didnt get high tho, complete T-Total (dno why i went out with her) she wudnt drink or nuffin, tried to make me quit aswell >.<
i just ended up not smokin around her (or being high around her)
(comprimise is the key haha)
dammit i need to find a stoner girlfriend >.< but they're literaly a myth in these parts
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 10:35 am
by (weedguru)scarf
yeah i have no sexual drive when im high... id rather just chill and watch some tv or something... sex never interests me when im baked...
sorry girl
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:04 am
by asswipe
Dude, check the activities section, or use the search button, theres a 15page tread about this already
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 3:25 pm
by Dr.Miki°iPot
Whell im telln you i got a stoner girlfriend and It really feels good ... i mean makes it much more pationate and stuff... u can feel much better... and whell It Rox for me... and i can actually last much longer too .. .
perfect.. i was thinking of actually allways being high when having sex
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 7:06 pm
by WeedGuru_Flow
Makes me last longer
Makes it all the more intense
makes it hotter
Wetter
Steamier
yeah, weed amps up my sex(drive)life!
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 7:18 pm
by Dakine
I prefer a bud over a vagina. but needs must when she wants to jump in the sack.
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 7:21 pm
by WeedGuru_Flow
Dakine wrote:I prefer a bud over a vagina. but needs must when she wants to jump in the sack.
Wait, repeat that please
I'm like the guy in How High:
'Oh, I love weed...But not as much as I love pussy'
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 8:33 pm
by MrClean
weed<pussy
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 9:36 pm
by Rory
Whoever needs psychoactive substances to improve their sex life is lame. I just get lazy and tired fast when I smoke weed and being high during sex is no exception.
Drunk sex is fun but sloppy
Ecstacy sex is like YES YES YES for the first 2 hours then it's like omfg why can't I just come already!?!?
Acid sex is like "woooah...ok...hold on....*attempts to stick it in her*....woah...hahahaha....woah *starts fucking* *gets weirded out so comes asap*
I like sex sober best, personally
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:40 pm
by WeedGuru_Flow
that's cause your name is Rory
I had stoned sex but a few times, but they all were amazing. I usually have sober sex and I enjoy it alot (duh) but if you're stoned it just adds to the entire experience.
I get freaking horny when I toke (when i'm alone with my gf, not when my buddies are around) :p
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:47 pm
by Rory
Flow wrote:that's cause your name is Rory
I had stoned sex but a few times, but they all were amazing. I usually have sober sex and I enjoy it alot (duh) but if you're stoned it just adds to the entire experience.
I get freaking horny when I toke (when i'm alone with my gf, not when my buddies are around) :p
And how, pray tell, does my name determine my favoured sexual state of mind. Tell me that, lass. Hahah.
I get randy when I smoke weed for all of 5 minutes, then I get lazy and wanna eat stuff hahahaha.
Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:58 pm
by WeedGuru_Flow
Rory wrote:Flow wrote:that's cause your name is Rory
I had stoned sex but a few times, but they all were amazing. I usually have sober sex and I enjoy it alot (duh) but if you're stoned it just adds to the entire experience.
I get freaking horny when I toke (when i'm alone with my gf, not when my buddies are around) :p
And how, pray tell, does my name determine my favoured sexual state of mind. Tell me that, lass. Hahah.
I get randy when I smoke weed for all of 5 minutes, then I get lazy and wanna eat stuff hahahaha.
lass?
You seem as retarded as the guy in your avatar :')