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k.. lil story.... i got fuckin retarded at school one day and got caught with pills. i was suspended for the rest of that year, not a big deal.

Now this school year i got even dumber and got caught with pills at school again. i spent the night in juvi and went home the next day, to find out that im not ever allowed back in my highschool.

shitt.

Anyways, now im all in the court systems and whatnot. and today i just signed up for drug court.. meaning im gonna have u.a.'s like twice a week.

And its not the pills i have a problem not doing anymore, its weed. soo if i wanna toke a lil here and there, whats a good way to clean myself up for the piss tests that will happen a couple days after smoking??

....besides drinking lots of water and what-not. thx.

I'd suggest just quitting everything for the time being, then toking freely after it's all over... That's just my opinion though.

I would of probably thought about quitting until its done but its a 2-year long deal.

I'd rather not wait that long..

Get clean, get busted?

or spend your money on those piss test cleaner things... drink em and you're supposed to pass.

PLEASE don;t get started on the ''how to pass a piss test again''

piss in the tester dude's face
then say "test that bitch" make sure record it so I can watch it and laugh at you hehe

Well Id probably tell you to just sit back and think about how you got yourself into such a shitty predicament but I see you've already done so. So, there are supposedly drinks and pills which clear your system but Ive had friends experement with alot of these things and through alot of trial and error we've discovered that not many actually work. However drinking a gallon of water or so a day for a few days should give you a chance for testing negative, however this isnt taking the THC out of your system its simply diluting your piss to the point that the THC dosns't show up, which means once you stop drinking like a fish the THC will show back up. This means it'll really only help you if your getting tested once or twice, Because I wouldnt suggest this type of activity for 2 years, which, I'm sorry to say, basically means your screwed. Ah well, I guess this is one of those if you cant do the time dont do the crime type of situations.

Cheers.

If its a good piss test then they can see how much water is in there to see if you were drinking alot of water to pass the test, you might end up being guilty. I'd just quit for a while...and i just got expelled from school yesterday for forgetting i had a swiss army knife in my bookbag and they searched me cuz they said i smelled like pot and found it. Pretty stupid though because i completely forgot where i put it.

SpRi7e wrote:If its a good piss test then they can see how much water is in there to see if you were drinking alot of water to pass the test, you might end up being guilty. I'd just quit for a while...and i just got expelled from school yesterday for forgetting i had a swiss army knife in my bookbag and they searched me cuz they said i smelled like pot and found it. Pretty stupid though because i completely forgot where i put it.

hah that sucks.

um.. yea i guess im gonna have to stick with shrooms. and if there was another thread talking all about how to pass a piss test, then sry i passed it up. peace ppl.

Theres some drugs that only stay in you for a day or so, It's somewhere on this site that i found it but i forget which thread.

pretty sure there are heaps of posts about this...