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One thing I remember my first oz over christmas. Back then I was such a newb in this world and this is when I truly became a stoner.

Here I even made some posts!

im soo ghighio im tripping theres eveil in this house everywhere/ my chronic is amost too chr snre


i cnt type at all tshi is tripp

Bad Trip I guess.

ooooooo im so fyckng ahppy i got this oz. its teh strongest wed iveevehr had and i smoke na 3 piece maybe and im baked etrernally its teriiiifyinggg and sweeeeeeerttttttt.

ivc ecome down al lot this is so stronggg

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holy shit got so high
i got northrn lights
me and a freind toked 3 bowls and got completely fucks!
i toke 2 more
its fucekd im do stoned iat sd asmazing im moving all fluid and im sinking

I'll tell you though, after polishing off that ounce I never got anywhere near this stoned again.

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Lol I remember I was making some cheapass 2L bottle bong and I ran out of foil, so me and my friend walked to the grocery store and shoplifted a 2x2 piece of tinfoil and started touring back to my place just shooting the shit.

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Uh, I remember the second time I got REALLY stoned, I was watching a music video on a tv that wasn't plugged in, waving my fingers in a flame mezmerized by how cold it was.

Then I went up to my buddy who was just sitting there all chewed up, so I just said "Watch this" and started shaking my leg really fast.

Third time I smoked myself retarded and the right side of my body completely shut down, causing me to walk to the left involuntarily.

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There are 6 skin colors,

1- ghost
2- white
3- olive
4- brown
5- black
6- dark dark super nig!

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There's a whole fuckload of shit I could put here but it's unnecessary. There's cooler shit that's happened for sure but the first few times are always the funniest to think back on.

my fondest memories of chillinare

1. skinnin up under the local skatepark ramp with my buddy.
2. pulling an allnighter on some grass hill. we all got blazed and kept thinkin the trees had faces.

3. my all time favourite though is when me and my buddy noodles went camping, we were really baked and wanted to get some air so we piked out heads out of the tent onto a pillow with the rest of our bodies in the tent and just watched the stars, after a while they looked like they kept shooting in different directons. gave us a trippy experience.

My best memory has gotta be when me n my two mates Max and Hayden bought a 1/2 oz of cheese(the type of bud not cheddar) for £65 and smoked it in 4 hours, we had 3 FAT blunts, about 4 BIG joints and the rest of it in bongs, man we were so fucked that night . man i miss the good ol days .

well this summer my friends got their own apartment and we would blow ALL FUCKING DAY(not that we dont anywayz) but i mean we would get an eighth everyday and sometimes we got like two or three eights in a day because we were such stoners that we would smoke it all by noon and be like fuck.... good times.
also those times when we got hella trees and we pop thum illys too. Holy SHIT you get gone.drink a lil Hennesssy or rossi too,im for real.

haha... the skin scale was definitely cool . me and you smoked that weed and went back to health class with 5 min left... haha that was a good trip. when one of my friends came up from woodbridge we smoked some ak-47 and walked to a beach/park and started video taping everything that happened... I kept hearing songs in my head, and to this day I get them every time I get stoned

Ummm best moment moment...

Sitting outside my friend's place after hitting a bong for the first time and I was rolling my body around in a circle because if I moved fast enough It felt like I was flying or on a boat haha...and then my friend did a Louis Armstrong impression and I nearly died laughing...because he's a little white kid.

Chillin in a park all night (more like a fucking forest) with 20 cool people all with green, passing all the spliffs. You know sometimes when all the people are chilled and getting along with eachother it just makes the night so much more relaxed. I remember everyone, all 20 or so of us, chipped in a spliff for this one guys blunt, fucking huge. Great night.

A couple of nights ago me and my mate smoked a few joints walking round the lake near his house at night, perfect temperature, so relaxing. Then we jumped in the car and cruised around listening to some mad tunes and got some free maccas. Good night.

chilling in a golf sand trap with woods all around, sharing a few bowls in my buddy's piece. maybe 11:30 at night and just calm as fuck sitting there enjoying nature around us.

also, i was once at a party where 10+ people brought a slice and their piece with them, we packed and passed for hours on end and made gravs galore. best social smokedown i've ever had.

The greatest thing is waking up around 7 in the morning, going outside with a fat ass blunt in hand, sitting back and sparking up to watch an absolutely beautiful sunrise

Sparkin' green right after school and watch the sun set on my deck.

smoking all night waiting on schoolies with some mates
waiting for the sun to come up

got lighter
and
lighter
and
lighter


then we realised it was an overcast day
and there was no visible sunrise

so we smoked another j
and went to bed

haha


peace

there was this time when me and 2 other friends went fishing on a privetly owned lake...so we got there and got blazed and the whole time we were thinking that there was a shark or something huge in the water... we were scared to get close to it... and to this day we still dont know what the hell it was...

Munchies are good.

Me and TYstonerTY were with Jesse and had the munchies so we went to McD's. After eating 5 cheeseburgers each, Jesse's fries and fighting over Jesse's coke (ended up flying into the dirt ) I was still fucking starved for food.

I went to Erics (he doesn't smoke but he's cool) house completely chewed after smoking crystal bowls, just in time for his supper. I kept on getting him to give/buy me food. Ended up munching 3 bowls of potato soup, 2 slices pizza from New Orleans, dozen donuts at Tim Hortons, Cheese burger and a Mega Moo Size milkshake (I laughed at that for 20 minutes straight, had to leave the store for a while ) at DQ. Then when I was finishing up at DQ the girl working behind the register was going on her break and asked me if I wanted to have a smoke with her.

Went trick-or-treating last year for munchies.

well, last night was kind of nice, i came back of work, and my girlfriend called, she got replaced at her job. so we just hanged around togheter in MOntreal.

A car
Some weed
2 bongs
Your GF
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Nice night