hardest you ever laughed

pkkupo · Post by **pkkupo** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 2:27 am

(while stoned of course) tell me your story if you remember. heres mine...
(alex, make corrections if any need be made)

me and two of my friends (alex & jake) we were in jakes basement as usual smokin a few cones when were all high to the point we would rather be eating than smoking. so jake goes upstairs to the kitchen and i follow. alex goes to the bathroom. jake immediately goes to the fridge and pulls out 1/4 of a watermelon, turns to me and says "do ya want any of this?" i say no. so as fast as possible he goes to the sink and just lets his head drop onto the watermellon with his mouth open as wide as possible. so i start rollin on the floor and jake starts laughing and trying to eat at the same time, then alex walks up and sees all this and starts laughing hysterically as well. at this point im pretty much just crying from laughing too hard and almost pissing my pants, so i go to the bathroom, and about 3-4 minutes later i come back up and they're still fuckin rolling. so i once again go into hysterical laughter and this goes on for at least 10 minutes, at which point im no longer laughing but crying because laughter could no longer express the hilariousness.

Weedguru~N0isenkiss3s · Tue Sep 19, 2006 2:47 am

Okay! My turn

I had gone with my friend up the coast to the next town over to get my hellevator cup equipped with a bowl.

After dinner, we go and settle down into my friend's drive way (it's kind of in the woods and has a long driveway) and light up. After a few packed bowls we're all flying high. I'm sitting back enjoying a cigarette and we're shootin' the shit, telling stories and laughing.

Nicolette asks Nick to do the impression.

Nick is hilarious...because he's this little white guy. I'm 5'4 and he's about..5'4.5. Kind of pale with short dark hair and a moustache. He's actually quite brilliant and always gives me a big hug evertime I see him at IGA, the grocery store where he works.

Anyhow, Nick agrees to do the impression..and he starts singing THE BEST Louis Armstrong impersonation I've ever heard and I lost it. I was bent over laughing my ass off and trying to cheer him on as he sang.......mayhaps a had to be there....but I was in tears.

Mary-Jane · Post by **Mary-Jane** » Tue Sep 19, 2006 2:56 am

umm i was stoned with two other friends..one guy has an accent and he speaks english but not very good. anyways i was so high ... i couldnt really move i had tunnel vision and he was blabbing on about how he hates this guy and he wants to fight him. so hes like i swear to god if i see him ill EAT HIM! i said what youre going to EAT HIM? wat exactly are you going to eat? i was seriously confused. but it was funny as hell so i was cracking up and hes like what? whats so funny? im like u said ull eat him so then we all started cracking up hahah it was funny you had to be there.

Dakine · Post by **Dakine** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 4:49 pm

Well me and my friends were mega high, and my mate got his phone nicked by this dude, so he called the cops when high, and we were skinning a jay whenthe cops eventually did come, so we sweeped the half rolled joint quickly into a baggie and ran/fell down this uber llarge muddy hill, and into a lake at the bottom. it was so fucking funny. even though it doesnt sound it

Jim777 · Post by **Jim777** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 9:42 pm

we were smokin on a park bench right infront of a basketball court

this random dude got the bball throwned at his face and smacked him so bad he felled on the ground

doesnt sound funny like that but if u would of seen the dudes face and how the bailed u would of laughed too...

Russ · Post by **Russ** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:25 pm

well i was over my friends with me, my friend matt and my friend beano. we were chillin in his room watching harold and kumar smoking some joints. after a couple we were all pretty stoned so beano decided to run downstairs to get some munch while me and matt stayed to watch the film. when it came to the part where some cockey cop is acting all hard i blurtted out best i could, '' that cop needs to sort his attitute out the fuckin shnook eye '' we both looked at each other and started laughing so hard for the next 10mins we cried. then beano walked in all like '' what the fucks goin on here then boyos'' which made us all laugh again. dont sound tht funny but as u know. when your high as a kite. it doesnt matter.

0rangellama · Post by **0rangellama** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 10:40 pm

I dropped one of my homies off at his house one day, after we got done tokin', and I was driving back. This old lady, pulled on in the intersection, left turn lane and all, was going to turn, and just sorta sat there. All the lights turned red, and then she threw it in reverse and backed into the car behind her. All in the middle of the intersection, I was laughin' till I got home. It was some hyserical shit.

youngking · Post by **youngking** » Fri Sep 22, 2006 11:33 pm

lol, well, me and 3 of my mates were all sittin around the table passin around a joint and one of my mates was bein a dickhead kickin me under the table, so i picked up a pen and i go "ey beau, whats this? cmon whats this? ITS A PEN!" and i threw it at his head, it bounced off his forhead and he just goes straight back while screaming like a little girl hahahha, it was so funny, we were pissin ourselves for like 20 minutes + he was sitting on a stool that i have thats like 1 meter off the ground lol

SomeONE? · Post by **SomeONE?** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 6:44 am

my friend well i was hanging out with him and he is a dealer and me and him are walking to our toke spot and all of a sudden we see this crack head looking guy run towards us like sprinting and were just like oh shit wtf and were thinking hes gona fight or somthing so we get ready to swing and all of a sudden hes just like hey let me get a 10 sack then later after we were reallly blazed off our ass and it was one of those silent moments when your just enjoying your buzz and he says out of no were he says .dude who the fuck sprints at you to get a 10 sack fucking tweaker... i dont know why it was so funny but i was laughing so hard ahahah

TYStonerTY · Post by **TYStonerTY** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 1:22 pm

lol the funniest thing I can remember happened last night this dude and his girlfriend were over so we smoked a shitload of weed and when we went downstairs to get some munchies my brother gives this girl a hug and im like wtf okay and while hes still hugging her he goes to open this cupboard to get a plate or something and the door smacked her in the head. I laughed for at least 15 minutes. she wasnt hurt or anything I was just ripped and I almost pissed myself

lmao

SouR_MilK · Post by **SouR_MilK** » Sat Sep 23, 2006 4:41 pm

Definately sounds like purple salvia divinorum would make me laugh the hardest...i was laughing for probably 3-4 minutes(seemed like 3-4 hours) when my friend flipped out of his chair he was so fked up.

nixon · Post by **nixon** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 8:31 am

I'd just smoked a copious amount of bowls with my brother, and then we were looking at some random picture and thought I could make a map of New Zealand (I live in NZ) out of the picture. I don't know exactly what I did but I went into hysterical laughter. The laughter started to take priority over breathing, the laughter wanted to come out faster, but I was out of breath and needed a fresh bresh of air but the laughter wouldn't stop and I couldn't get any intake of air. I was in tears from the laughter, and the fact that it felt like I was about to die. After all that I'd still say it was the best laugh I've had in my entire life.

Rixindix · Post by **Rixindix** » Sun Sep 24, 2006 3:36 pm

just last night at my friends house watching mad tv, the skit about lost and the reviews from larry king. ABSOLUTLEY FUCKIN HILARIOUS

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