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Sex Stories
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 12:55 am
by Rixindix
Me and my ex had broken up but their was still sexual chemistry between us and one day we're talking and decide to continue sex after our break up and she even offered her anal virginity to me.
anyways we're at my place i gave her some alizee and we have a small spliff to get our motors running and eventually get naked.
so shes blowing me and she really got me lubricated so it would be easier to slip in the back door and im going softly because i know it must hurt for her.
so after 5 minutes she started getting more comfortable so i start moving faster. after some time were both loving it and i start to go harder
she starts screaming and tells me to stop so i pull out and shes running up the steps to my washroom closing her ass real tight. i go up to ask WTF but before i did i heard plopping noises.
when she came down i went completley soft and said "gimme about 30 minutes, and lets stick to vaginal sex for now"
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 12:57 am
by Mary-Jane
im lost
edit: and whos your friend from WINDSOR?
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 3:38 am
by MrWizard
One word: yuck.
I've just gotta say one thing about anal sex:
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 10:32 am
by SomeONE?
MrWizard wrote:One word: yuck.
I've just gotta say one thing about anal sex:
agreed
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 1:10 pm
by FIRE!!!
At least now you can literally say you fucked the shit out of your girlfriend
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 1:24 pm
by Mary-Jane
oh when i read it you had a typo i was confused...and stoned. x_x
anyways.
yah.
you irritated her bowls ... lmao
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 2:36 pm
by Weedguru Cusmar
thats fucking mank
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 6:48 pm
by weedguru tom
dirty bitch, least she didnt shit on your cheast -laughs
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 9:53 pm
by spider_seed
girl: i love you snoopy.
snoopy doggy dog: you don't love me, you love my doggsy style.
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 11:02 pm
by weedguru+chrisisonfire
WhiteLie wrote:At least now you can literally say you fucked the shit out of your girlfriend
haha damn, you beat me to it!
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 11:08 pm
by Rixindix
does anyone else have a sex story to share....
Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 11:23 pm
by m3tal
If you did get it on your tip you couldve given her a dirty sanchez.. just kidding. But really thats sick.
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 12:06 am
by FIRE!!!
One time I got caught fucking a girl on a park bench by a cop. It was late at night and we were making a bit of noise.. funny thing is she just goes "How embarrasing" and gets in the car and leaves.
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 1:38 am
by weedguru+chrisisonfire
Ok, this is good.
Im not sure if you guys are familiar with Ottawa but here goes.
Me and my girl went by the canal near parliament hill...sat down and smoked this fattest j. Then making out came there after and it was damn hot. With the city lights lit and the cold night air brisking our ears we decided to move. Then we walked around the parliament. THen we got HORNY again, and soon talked about having sex in the most public places. With RCMP patrols going around parliament we needed to find a place that was discreet but not too discreet to eliminate the thrill. So we went down the hill in back of parliament (there are steps going down to the river) We stopped at this observation deck. AND THERE IT HAPPENED. With the city of hull in my view with its beautiful lights and sounds and the peace tower wailing out its bells at every 15minutes i fucked her doggy style right then and there. Soon after we were finished, an RCMP came on his foot patrol and said "beautiful view, eh?"
It was the best orgasm in my life.
Posted: Mon Sep 18, 2006 2:02 am
by Eugene
So I'm hanging out with this chick right, and we fucked. Good story.