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I've never smoked. I want to, not really heavy, just sort of a once of a month type thing. I was just wondering if anyone could give me some essential advice and all that. thanks.

Oh yeah. I live in virginia, usa

Just read through the forum we have an FAQ.

m3tal wrote:I've never smoked. I want to, not really heavy, just sort of a once of a month type thing. I was just wondering if anyone could give me some essential advice and all that. thanks.

Oh yeah. I live in virginia, usa

Dude, you are gonna fall in love with weed. There's no way you're only gonna smoke once a month. The only advice I can give is if you get paranoid, remember that it's only weed and you're supposed to enjoy yourself, have a liquid on hand that isn't carbonated, because your tongue will turn into sheep's wool, other than that, have fun and let loose!

Ah yes, paranoia. Don't worry about that. If you just relax you won't get paranoid, at all.
I only got a little paranoid the first couple of times I smoked weed but it didn't put me off and I stopped getting paranoid when I smoked, after the first couple of times.

Anyway, I also agree you should have a drink available to you. Cottonmouth isn't very fun. And food too. You gotta have food while you're stoned.
Other than that, just enjoy yourself.

Just make sure you're in a good mood and feel safe! And have something to eat nearby. I did it once, sitting outside my house. I was nervous because my brother and mum were nearby, I was with my friends, my cat had died just a few days before and I ended sitting by the greenhouse sobbing for an hour because I was afraid of the owl.

Haaha. Afraid of the owl. Sounds good.

Welcome 2 our world,please fasten ur seat belt,make sure u got a light,please toke and enjoy, cause this is gonna be one hell of a ride.

When you're ripped and you've never heard one before owls are scary! I live in a place with a lot of forest but I've never actually heard a real owl before aha I thought it was right behind my head trying to peck my eyes out. Then again, half an hour before I could have sworn I kept seeing my other cat running around outside but I had put her in just an hour before...so I was out of it that night.

w..ee weed is sikk juss take it slow and yull eventually be doin jamacian hotboxes in ur house on a boring day:P