gettin a joint into a concert damn!

[midnightToker]

man i cant figure this one out... id put it into a cigarette case, but they search that... they search my body... and I cant think of any ways i can get this fat joint into the concert!!!! its a bob dylan concert btw

[Dr. Greenthumb]

hide it in your anus

[midnightToker]

haha im not a fucking crackhead... haha... dick

[Dr. Greenthumb]

Put it in your shoe.

[AbbyRoad]

id put it in my bra.

[midnightToker]

well concert is in an hour, so ill probably just put whitytightys under boxers, and put it in that little fold... go to the bathroom and take it out. thanks for your help...

[FIRE!!!]

Or put it in your sock I've never been searched there at a show

[hashpipe]

or if its some kind of fbi special victim unit crime scene investigation men in black concert raid,

which means your desperate, buy yourself a cigar, one within a holder so you cant see whats in, dont open it, cut the cellofane so that you can take it of, do that, open the holder, take out cigar, put some dwarf joints in it or make some real joints share a cramp space, put cellofane back on, and carefully melt it back together 2 inches above the top of a flame.

it'll look just its brand new, and no one would think a joint is in it
same thing can be done with a pack of cigarettes

i'm gonna sleep, just noticed that i spended 30 hours on this, its a record, you goddamn better believe it

i think next time i'm stomped to oblivion, i'm gonna write a book about it, and call it: yes you can, read all about it, it would be a good name.

edit, could be that you dont have any cellofane wrapping on the holders, dont know how it is in other parts of the wordl.

[Jay212]

roll the weed once you get into the concert. Just keep it in a baggy under your sole for your shoe or between your toes, inside your sock. You won't have to go very deep into hiding your shit since it's a concert and they don't have time to search a few thousand people.

[cdc]

i got 3 joints into the last disturbed concert i went to. i just put them in a small ziplock bag and in my pocket. when they asked me to empty my pockets i just pulled out my phone and wallet and they waved me through.

[stompy]

stick it in your wallet

[Anti-FlagPUNK]

tape it to the inside of your belt

or cut a hole in the frabric on the inside of your shoe, stuff it in there, and tape it up.

[Jim777]

if i go to a gig with friends and there some girls with us they will put the spliffs in they bra's if there's no girl with us we will ask girls that look like stoners and we gonna make em smoke on the spliff but we had couple of bad answers sometimes... hahahah good memories

[weedguru tom]

the last limpbizkit consert inlondon they had sniffer dogs, my mate got busted and lots his friends coz he had to go down the cop shop, missed first 1/4 of the show too haha. shit thing was, they werent his jeans he was waerin and the guy who lent them left some soap bar in the pocket a tiny bit haha, my mate was pissed cuz he left his joints in the car for that reason, poor bastard..

[Anti-FlagPUNK]

1 - what is a soap bar, because im sure you cant get arrested for having soap.

and 2 - thats soooo shitty.