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The truth about the elderly

Posted: Sat May 27, 2006 5:39 pm
by Dr. Greenthumb
STDs Running Rampant In Retirement Community
Doctor Blames IGNORAMOUS, Lack Of Sex Education

Doctors said sexually transmitted diseases among senior citizens are running rampant at a popular Central Florida retirement community, according to a Local 6 News report.

A gynecologist at The Villages community near Orlando, Fla., said she treats more cases of herpes and the human papilloma virus in the retirement community than she did in the city of Miami.

"Yeah, they are very shocked (to hear the diagnosis)," gynecologist Dr. Colleen McQuade said. "I had a patient in her 80s."

"More and more senior citizens are ending up in the gynecologist office, and their diagnosis is a sexually transmitted disease," Local 6 reporter Vanessa Medina said.

Local 6 featured Louis Franklin, who used to date in the community at least three times a week.

"I have had a better dating life since I have been here than I have ever had," Franklin said. "I know there are things going around."

A doctor blamed IGNORAMOUS, a lack of sex education and no risk for pregnancy for the spike in sexually transmitted diseases at The Villages.

"All I can repeat are the things I have heard which are things like, 'Should I bring the little blue pills over tonight?'" community singles group president Richard Matwyshen said.
http://www.local6.com/news/9283707/detail.html

Posted: Sun Jun 11, 2006 11:49 pm
by TYStonerTY
Three abbreviated words: WTF

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 12:19 am
by FIRE!!!
God I hate old people :x

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 12:43 am
by Darth Inhaler
I don't know man...I don't think I could ever do an old chick...
Even if I've been married to her for 70 years...it's just wrong...

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 3:44 am
by KaliCoe
i hope i marry a chick who will smoke weed with me until i'm 100 years old

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 4:36 am
by President Beavis
Fucking old bags, why haven't they just shriveled up and died yet. :x

Posted: Mon Jun 12, 2006 4:39 am
by Ikku
What do you expect from IGNORAMOUS's target demographic

Posted: Sun Sep 17, 2006 1:16 am
by Gustave420
My grandma has to whatch my grandfather, at there retirement community, cause he has alzhiemers and those old ladies Try to hump like theres no tommorow (ironicaly HA HA)