‘He allegedly backed rebels in Sierra Leone whose preferred method of intimidation was the amputation of limbs’...The trial is due to be held in the Sierra Leone capital, Freetown, but concerns over security-given Taylor’s popularity in the region (despite his obvious lack of human blood)- have led the local authorities to request the venue be changed to The Hague...It is good news that this man is in custody and there will be relief to many if the same ‘minders’ who were looking after Milosevic in his final days, are assigned to watch duty for Mr Taylor in the Hague's dungeons deep beneath the streets...
President Bush and his buddy, Charles Clarke..Both soon to be executed under Weedguru Law for crimes against humanity
Mahmoud al-Zahar,(the) high ranking Hamas power monger and Palestinian foreign minister, met with a Chinese diplomat last week in Gaza to formalize plans for a visit to China and Asia in May. In the past I have worked myself up into a blind rage (on numerous occasions) due to the lack of international power-assistance offered to the Palestinians, but now my rage turns to a feeling far more unsettling...China have large amounts of money invested in Sudan, Iran, Pakistan, Serbia, Venezuela...The scale of Chinese foreign investment is so large that it would take 4 days to narrow it down to every country that has been seduced by the burgeoning Yen...Suffice to say, ‘internal conflict’ increasingly attracts Chinese investment. There is a void which has been created by the foreign policies of the great Western power such as the UK and the US, for example trade with Sudan may be boycotted by the Brits and Yanks but the Chinese jump at the opportunity to make a few more financial farms on foreign blood drenched soil..Does it not appear strange that China, a country with a permanent seat at the Un security council table, operates a carte blanche international trade policy exchanging services and goods with dictators, demented Kings, cannibalistic Warlords and Afghani Pimps?? The ‘permanent’ part of their UN seat is just as unsettling as the expected Palestine/China negotiations which will no doubt ensue during Mr al-Zahar’ Asian invasion...This is the problem when countries are isolated. They still have products to trade and all they need is a ethic less business opportunity which sooner or later comes in the form of a Chinese diplomat..
Saturn (top) and Uranus displaying their magnificent blue rings of desire
Californian professors last week published a report in Science detailing the discovery and analysis of a blue outer ring surrounding our fellow planet, Uranus. It is the 2nd blue ring discovered, the first being a very similar ring around nearby Saturn..
One of the cyborg scientists, Wolfgang Showalter said this:
"Arguing by analogy, the two outermost rings, the two rings that have satellites embedded in them, are both the blue rings. That can’t be coincidental, there has to be a common thread of dynamics that is causing both of these phenomena," in reference to the presence of moons in both solar blue belts. Given the logistical problems involved with expeditions to the nether regions of even our own solar system, not a great deal is known about Uranus or it’s satellites(moons) or rings. It is thought that both the moons under discussion, Enceledus of Saturn and Mab of Uranus, are covered with a water-ice mixture and placed in their respective azure haze at the brightest point of the ring.. Co-incidence’s in Space are a fair distance past the borders of my normal mental powers but I will go with my Earthly wisdom and guess that there is no such thing as co-incidence in Space...further exploration is planned. And I for one will be interested to hear more on this matter. It is also interesting to note that much of the recently published Science report was constructed through intensive assessment of photos taken by the Keck Telescope in Hawaii and visible-light photos taken by the Hubble Space Telescope (as opposed to photographs taken from spacecraft)
Iranian President Ahmadinejad. Still laughing.
The ‘30 day’ UN security Council ultimatum issued to Iran - the period in which all nuclear activity must be terminated - has fallen on irritable ears such as those of Mr Ali Soltanieh, Tehran’s chief representative to the International Atomic Energy Agency who said this
“The enrichment matter is not reversible”..The security council have been discussing what the next step would be if -as it appears likely- Iran fails to heed their demand for all nuclear enrichment to be halted, but Nothing has been agreed upon -as of yet- between the US, Britain, China, France, Russia and Germany (the countries that make up the mainstay present and prospective security council members)..The Chinese vice- foreign Minister said
“We feel there is already enough turmoil in the Middle East”.though he would say that given the growing Chinese business activity in Iran. Military action seems unlikely with softer measures preferred such as restricting access to nuclear technology and limiting trade. How the security council would go about implementing these sanctions would be a interesting question to ask Mr Blair or better still Condi Rice if I could bring myself to shield my eyes for her ghoulish gaze.
"Iran has not waged a war against any country in 250 years, Iran is a member of all international regimes Iran has not threatened any country, Iran does not possess nuclear weapons, nor does it intend to possess them. None of these statements can be made about Israel." said Tehran's UN ambassador, Javad Zarif.
With Australia agreeing nuclear deals with the Chinese and the Americans selling nuclear material and technology to the Indians it is difficult to see the legality of any military action against Iran unless hard evidence of nuclear warhead production comes to light for the world to see. The above words of Mr Zarif must also be absorbed into the mind because questions regarding the official existence of Israeli nuclear weapons remain unanswered.....
According to retired US Army Colonel Warner D. Farr, M.D., Israel is the fifth largest nuclear superpower in the world. By 1967, Israel already had 15 atomic bombs in its arsenal. In 1976, their nuclear arsenal grew to 15 to 20 nukes, and by 1980 jumped to 200. According to Farr, in 1997, Israel now has over 400 nuclear and hydrogen weapons.
A hydrogen bomb is a boosted, stronger nuclear bomb, with 100 to 1,000 stronger power than a regular nuclear bomb. This bomb produces immense heat and a shock wave that affects an extensive area, and despite this, it produces a smaller amount of fallout and radioactive contamination. The hydrogen bombs are considered to be a sophisticated, expensive and complicated weapon to develop. [Source: USAF Counter-Proliferation Center}
A crazy Chinaman from near Shanghai has tried to sell his soul to the highest bidder on Taobao, China's top online auction site. After attracting 58 bidders the auction was stopped due to Taobao’s concerns over the seller’s ability to deliver the goods i.e. his soul.
"After some discussion, we decided that we will allow the member to sell his soul on Taobao, but only if he can provide written permission from a 'higher authority” said Porter Erisman, a spokesman for Taobao's parent company, Alibaba.com. The soul-seller is yet to produce this ‘written permission’ due to difficulties surrounding the ‘higher power’ required to sign the papers with a pen filled with divine ink.....
Dont fuck with Bears
An 8 year old boy has been ripped to pieces by wolves in the Nakhodka (eastern Russian city) Zoo. The animal-loving youngster stuck his hand near a wolf with the intention of offering a stroke but the beast took his hand to be a sacrificial offering and chomped it. Whilst fighting off this unexpected attack another wolf grabbed hold of his leg with large canine teeth. Apparently the victim struggled free but only made it a few yards before been taken down and finished off by the meat-loving zoo residents. The report that I read finished with this line “His friend left the scene and told no one.”...I can only assume that at 8 years old the poor fucker was suffering from some kind of shock. Understandable after seeing your mate get mauled to death in front of your innocent eyes, most of us don’t have to go through that kind of nightmare until we hit at least 15..Excuse the humorous tone I am adding to this horrible story but there is more reason to find amusement, close-by, in Moscow where recently a 19 year old student named Elena lost her finger to the mouth of a snow leopard which she had tried to stroke after been enticed by its apparent tranquillity. It is becoming evident that the former Soviet Union has more than its fair share of animal killing/eating human stories.....
Just 2 months ago, in the Ukranian city of Mena, an 12 year old boy lost both his hands to a brown bear in the local zoo. Witnesses told reporters that the boy had jumped over a fence to get into the bear’s enclosure then offered some crackers to the famously fearsome giant on his outstretched little hands. The bear took one look at the meal then bit of both the poor kid’s hands and forearms leaving bloody stumps at the elbows. Surprisingly the amputee survived after been taken to a nearby hospital for emergency treatment...NO MORE Of this horror show that is Russian Zoos. I haven’t even touched on the intriguing ‘vodka drunk elephant runs amok in Russian circus’ story or ‘Siberian Tiger kills 4 at Belarusian Cinema’....The general message to take from this strange diversion from the more mainstream news is ‘DON’T GO TO RUSSIAN/EASTERN EUROPEAN ZOOS’..and also, ‘IN GENERAL DON’T PUT YOUR HANDS NEAR THE MOUTHS OF ANIMALS WHICH HAVE A FEROCIOUS aspect in their genetic make-up”....
The beautiful but strange looking golden Lion
Endangered Animal of the week: The golden lion tamarin..Due to losing 90% of heir natural Brazilian habitat to de=forestation, there are now thought to be only 16 separate Tamarin communities surviving in small fragmented remnants of what was once a vast jungle in south east Brazil.. They eat everything(omnivores) and are sociable creatures within their small groups which typically number five to seven. Even their remaining habitat is under threat due to increasing demand for beach side apartments on Brazil’s lush coastline...A strip of fucking love shacks for the rich and cuntish in exchange for a species of beautiful animals????Who has the Rights to this land I wonder..they need t be found and made to understand that they hold the power to sustain a species which may never been seen again if allowed to be squashed in the name of development and commercialism....and fast.
If this report has lacked my usual intensity then I must blame the savage fatigue currently impairing my mind and body which was caused by the last twenty four hours of lust, spent with my adventurous and sexually irrepressible nymph/girlfriend...A fatigue which I really don’t mind, given the enjoyable price I paid for it......Till next week. Carlos Valdez..