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This is kinda pointless, but here it goes...

Ok, you find sombody who will be sure to insult you or contradict your views in some way, then you proceed to wait for the best time to react. Always react calmly, and answer questions with a question. They will get pissed at you, and start raising their voice. Once they do this, keep telling them to calm down and relax. Stay completely calm, and this will eventually make them go completely out of control (making them look like an ass). i did this to my science teacher, and shes not gonna tell me to get my homework done faster ever again. The secret is to do all that you can to make them sound irrational, and make it look like you have no clue why theyre harassing you.Never raise your voice, and be patient. This is sure to be hilarious to watch people snap and go crazy. i do it all the time and its hella funny.(like i said, this was pointless)

quite pointless, but thx for putting this as a thread, definitly gonna try it out on someone i hate n make them look like an irrational idiot

haha thats me all over, take yesterday for instance
i get on ths bus to goto another town, swat a 20note on the desk thing, he just looks at it n sighs, im liek whats the problem? hes like still glaring, im liek no problem eh? and he bucks up and starts yellin`, problem what problem !, i said calmy, no i said 'no porblems' then he just quit bein a cock, so i dropped in, money is money, u gonna let me travel for free then? he gets change out strait away, whata cockbag, i hate bus drivers,

Oh, I'm always on the other stick of that argument haha, I have slight anger problems from time to time..

Yea people suck.

Sometimes all you need is a little patience yea yea a little patience...

today, friend calls me on phone:

friend:u got that red bike still?

me:which red bike?

friend: that one that had the 3-pc

me: yeah, why?

friend: my friend needs a bike.

me: which friend?

friend: Nick.

Me: oh, well what does he want? the frame is all I'm gonna sell.

friend:yeah.

Me: yeah what? he wants the frame?

friend: yes, goddammit!

me: how much does he have?

friend: $20

me: Sorry man, no deal.

friend: u got those mags?

me: yeah, why?

friend: he'll pay u 20 for those.

me: those are from 1996, rebuilt, and they're discontinued. Rare. They cost me $80. why would i want to sell those for $20? sorry.

friend: theyre bent though, right?!

me: yeah, but thats gonna happen after 10 years.

friend: can u go lower?

me: no

friend: wtf?!

me: sorry man, i cant afford to lose money.

friend: but the rebuild, thats just labor costs mostly right? so it didnt cost u 80.

me: yeah, so what,it did cost 80, and whether or not the money was used to pay for service or parts doesnt matter. i still spent a ton of money.

friend: but theyre old!

me: so what? a lot of things increase their value over time. and its still usable, isnt it?

friend: (talks to other friend)

me: Nick, i know youre there, and im not selling my stuff for less than hlf of what its worth.

friend: hes not here, are you crazy?!!!

me: i heard you talking to sombody, so if nobody is there, does that make me crazy? im not the one talking to the wall then.

friend: fuck you!

me: thats not getting you anywhere, just calm down. Relax and we can work this out.

friend: shut up!!!!

me: so i guess you dont want anything then? ok. have a great day.

(sorry, but you kinda had to be there)

cutthecashflow wrote:Yea people suck.

Sometimes all you need is a little patience yea yea a little patience...

sing it axel

confucious sais, to argue with a fool would mean that there are two.

confucious also says, "Proper grammar will get you places."

touche, i must've been sober

that is pretty funny, unfortunately my teacher is just a dickhead who thinks he's being smart answering every question with a question, like what do i pay that fag for?