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So the other night I got a new bag (amazing stuff) from my buddy. I was up at his place (like 5 of my friends live there together), I smoked 2 bowls and headed home. My eyes were a little red and I was for sure high. Oh I also had a beer while I was there.

I was avoiding sobriety checkpoints when I got pulled over in a small town called Courtdale. I had to go through it to take the mountain home and avoid highways. The cop asked me if I knew why I got pulled over. I said I couldn't be doing 5 over the speed limit. He said that wasnt the problem. I had a tail light out, he said.

So he took my info and went to check it. When he came back he asked me how much I had to drink and stuff, since I was high I was nervous as fuck he was going to find out. So I started slipping my words and stuff. He didnt suspect I was high, but he thought I was drunk so I took a breathalizer and blew a 0.00 Told ya I only had 1 beer! I'm 21 so it doesn't matter.

Anyways I went to check my taillight today and it wasn't even out!!!! It was dim so I replaced it anyways, but he said it was out and used that as a reason to threaten me with a DUI (if I blew over the legal limit with the breathalizer).

Asshole.

The reason he couldn't smell ANYTHING is because I have this stuff in my center console. Its like... "smell in a can"... I found it at Wal-Mart for $2. My car smells like a cherry every time I get in it. Last night I smoked 4 bowls in my car with the windows up, I put them down while I walked in and got a coffee and put them up when I was pulling out, by then the smell of weed was gone. Amazing stuff.

What makes the story even better is that Courtdale dissolved their police force a while back. Now they only have state police through there. So not only did I get pulled over by a state trooper, I was high as shit and got no tickets/warnings.

Thank god I live in Canada...

haha sobriety checks. america rules!


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Oh, why do cops hate me?!

Last night we where at a friends house smoking some pot, and her downstairs neighbour called the cops on us cause we blocked him truck, and he was 'scared to come ask us to move it' asshole.. so the cop shows up he askes whos car it was.. Total power triping bastard (like most of them) He was like 'you guys have been smoking weed, how much do you have left?' We where like 'a roach, we only had one doobie' mean while the hole house is hotboxed.. Anyways hes like 'I could arrest you all right now' I was like 'For what?! A Roach?!' I guess that pissed him off because, he became very angry afterwards.. I loved it. Anyways, he didnt do anything, we kind of stood there and talked.. It was amusing..
He had a Newfie accent, so I asked him if he was from Newfoundland, he insisted that he grew up here.. but.. pointless story..

he was kind of cute. haha

did he have a mustache?

if so, did it have any donut left on it? oh, and next time you see a cop and you have donuts, be nice and offer him one. also, next time one asks your name, it's Krispy Kreme.

Haha, I'm so high right now, I laughed so hard..

No He didnt have a mustache but that would have been awsome.. I totally would do that.. Krispy Kreme haha

cops here are sneaky fuckers, we have them patroling on foot everyday, we got a anti-social-behaviour-order, which means if your under 18 and walking thru town like my friend, they dont need any reason to areest you, they just do, hopein on the offchance your carrying. happernd to one of my buds last week, arrested for walking thru town i mean wtf. they take yo off the the cop shop about 40 miles away in the middle of no where, tell you what you were suposingly doing wrong and say ok 'go' so wtf starnded in some hickass town with no transport and no phonecalls. breaking our balls for fun.

thats fuckin harsh, its easy to stay away from cops here, they arent very sneaky

good thing you only had 1 beer.

i've gotten pulled over twice when i've had a stash and i was baked one of the times.. got speeding tickets both times though

i check my lights all the time to make sure none are out, i have the middle break light out now but from what i hear that one doesnt matter.

Oooh finally some activity in this thread.

instance isnt my strong point

That is the new reality. We are becoming a police state. The P.d in my shit hole town has a fucking tank!!! Does yours? I'll bet it does. It is all about being able to put down the uprising that surely will happen one day. until then, they ride around, profiling young men, and WOMEN. Use some fucking bogus excuse to pull you over. Intimidation is also one of their tactics. Police chief in my town said a couple of weeks ago that his dept. was the only thing standing between order and anarchy. ANARCHY?? What a dumb fucker!

Sounds like a real shit place to live in with a bunch of crazy rednecks running the place. Reminds me of a few Hunter Thompson stories regarding police officers, I thought they were embelished but with what your describing they become more believable. I live in Florida and its not that same as it is there but that doesnt change the abuse the current government is handing out to its citizens. It all falls under the terrorism blanket meanwhile the truth about 911 hasnt even come out to the public yet.

America is becoming a much worse place to live.

I don't think our police have a tank.

They're sneaky though. A few cops around here make their living pulling people over for a tail light, not uring a turn signal, etc, and then they make a drug bust with it...

It's pretty bad but at the same time some of the cops are cool.

Last summer I bought a motorcycle and got my bike permit (easy as HELL in PA) and I was riding my bro's Kawa ZX6 one night when I got stopped at a sobriety checkpoint. Well my bro had an out of date inspection so I got a ticket for that and riding past dark (not allowed with permit). The cop who gave me the ticket pulled me aside and told me to plead not guilty, he'd bomb the trial for me since he knows my mom and uncle real well. He would've let me go on the spot but they nabbed another bike (a ZX6 infact, older one though) for the same thing about 5 seconds after me.

So they can be cool and be assholes if they want.