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Posted: **Thu Feb 16, 2006 5:33 am**

Im gonna count to 3. Start running.

Posted: **Wed Feb 22, 2006 1:10 am**

"the politicians readied the gun as Big Bird quietly sneaked up behind them

Posted: **Wed Feb 22, 2006 1:12 am**

Dicky the Attorney Slayer.

Posted: **Wed Feb 22, 2006 10:00 pm**

"You think this gun belongs to the guy behind us?"

Posted: **Thu Feb 23, 2006 4:35 am**

"So when she said she wanted a divorce..."

Posted: **Thu Feb 23, 2006 11:54 am**

'This is what i use on the slaves when they don't wanna get frisky'

Posted: **Thu Feb 23, 2006 5:38 pm**

I can't think of anythign very creative so...

"Look at this bigass fuckin gun!"

Posted: **Thu Feb 23, 2006 11:39 pm**

Chaney: "Well shucks, how am I going to shoot anybody with this camera pointing right at us?"

Guy on Chaney's right (not your right)" "You can't sir, but you know... that could be one killer bong!!"

Peace~

Posted: **Sat Feb 25, 2006 8:21 pm**

" I allmost fit the whole thing in ''

Posted: **Sat Feb 25, 2006 8:47 pm**

"...so youre telling me all i have to do is point this at anyone i dont like, press this button and they go away? fascinating... what do you call this thing again..?"

Posted: **Thu Mar 09, 2006 3:47 pm**

*reads instructions* For extreme pain, slowly push into vaginal cavity and then pull trigger. CAUTION: RUINS MARRIAGES

Posted: **Thu Mar 09, 2006 3:56 pm**

Mr Rotten Treats wrote:Dicky the Attorney Slayer.

ok I'm bringing this to a close and declaring rotten treats the winner.

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