Introducing Weedguru Gooster
Posted: Mon Jan 16, 2006 11:19 am
Finally our search is complete. The fat lad has sung. The ferret has been caught, and the nazis continue to be stomped like ants.
It has been a diffucult mission, and the path has been plagued by adversity, comedy and unusual sex acts, but now, yes, finally we can introduce the man they say was born from an unlikely union between the Goddess Sensimilla and the King of skunk...
Weedguru Gooster
as the prophecy foretold, the young gooster grew into argubly the world's finest florist of the THC floral family...rumours are rife that he has the ability to 'persuade' any plant that grows in mother earth, to start producing THC in large quanitities, whatver the plant type...
2 travellors were rescued from the vast rainforest of the amazon after been attacked by a venus fly trap. their rescuers noted on how 'happy' and 'stoned' the travellors had been, and after the accused plant had been tested, it was indeed found to be producing THC.
this story may seem ireelevant, but Weedguru Gooster, was staying in his tent(made of hemp of course), only yards away from this vicious but kind in way,teeth filled plant bed.....
Anyway, feel free to seek our new floral expert for help with your growing issues, cos if anyone can help you, it is this plant/man....
im very happy to have you on board, goo and I look forward, to us working side by side to take weedguru into the coming centuries....
AnimAL
It has been a diffucult mission, and the path has been plagued by adversity, comedy and unusual sex acts, but now, yes, finally we can introduce the man they say was born from an unlikely union between the Goddess Sensimilla and the King of skunk...
Weedguru Gooster
as the prophecy foretold, the young gooster grew into argubly the world's finest florist of the THC floral family...rumours are rife that he has the ability to 'persuade' any plant that grows in mother earth, to start producing THC in large quanitities, whatver the plant type...
2 travellors were rescued from the vast rainforest of the amazon after been attacked by a venus fly trap. their rescuers noted on how 'happy' and 'stoned' the travellors had been, and after the accused plant had been tested, it was indeed found to be producing THC.
this story may seem ireelevant, but Weedguru Gooster, was staying in his tent(made of hemp of course), only yards away from this vicious but kind in way,teeth filled plant bed.....
Anyway, feel free to seek our new floral expert for help with your growing issues, cos if anyone can help you, it is this plant/man....
im very happy to have you on board, goo and I look forward, to us working side by side to take weedguru into the coming centuries....
AnimAL
