Football Jokes
Posted: Wed Dec 28, 2005 1:43 am
Non brits may as well look away now.
Arsene Wenger, Alex Ferguson and Jose Mourinho are killed in a plane crash on the way to a UEFA summit meeting in Switzerland. As they reach the gates of heaven, they see God sat on his throne. First, he turns to Wenger and says, ''Tell me Arsene, what qualities do you most respect in a person?''
''Humility, Respect and Love,'' replies the Frenchman.
''I like that,'' replies the Big Man, ''Come sit at my left hand''
He then turns to Ferguson and ask the same question, to which the Scot replies ''Courage, fortitude and generosity.''
''You talk good sense,'' replies the lord, ''Come sit at my right hand.''
He then turns to Mourinho, who as staring at God with utter contempt.
He asks, ''What's wrong, my child?''
''Your sitting in my seat, you big twat.''
Why are Arsenal like a 3 pin plug? Both are completely useless in Europe.
Why do NASA send their astronauts to train at Highbury? Cuz it's the only place with no atmosphere
What's the difference between a hedgehog and the United team bus? On a Hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside.
Arsene Wenger, Alex Ferguson and Jose Mourinho are killed in a plane crash on the way to a UEFA summit meeting in Switzerland. As they reach the gates of heaven, they see God sat on his throne. First, he turns to Wenger and says, ''Tell me Arsene, what qualities do you most respect in a person?''
''Humility, Respect and Love,'' replies the Frenchman.
''I like that,'' replies the Big Man, ''Come sit at my left hand''
He then turns to Ferguson and ask the same question, to which the Scot replies ''Courage, fortitude and generosity.''
''You talk good sense,'' replies the lord, ''Come sit at my right hand.''
He then turns to Mourinho, who as staring at God with utter contempt.
He asks, ''What's wrong, my child?''
''Your sitting in my seat, you big twat.''
Why are Arsenal like a 3 pin plug? Both are completely useless in Europe.
Why do NASA send their astronauts to train at Highbury? Cuz it's the only place with no atmosphere
What's the difference between a hedgehog and the United team bus? On a Hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside.
