Special Christmas Caption Contest
Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 1:38 pm
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Special Christmas Caption Contest
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Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 7:36 pm
Santa: "And what do you want for christmas little girl?"
Girl: "WTF do you think you fat cunt!! A new pair of Pants
"
Girl: "WTF do you think you fat cunt!! A new pair of Pants
"Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 7:38 pm
One of the countless perks of being a shopping center Santa Clause
Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 11:43 pm
im shit at these things. gutter.
Posted: Sat Dec 24, 2005 11:49 pm
Moments afte Santa's Elf took the photograph, mall security was summoned to detain Santa from continuing to batter the small devil childs head into the the Shopping Centres now bloodied and tiled floor. All she wanted for Christmas was a diaper but, to Santa's dismay, this little Sally just couldn't wait for the the big 25, now she'll never have to wait again.
Sorry, tat was a little grotesque, I'm not feeling well irght now.
Peace~
Sorry, tat was a little grotesque, I'm not feeling well irght now.
Peace~
Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 9:08 pm
Santa: So what would you like for Christmas this year?
Little girl: A new piss sack please.
Little girl: A new piss sack please.
Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 9:32 pm
Herb Slaunwhite was fired from his job as the mall Santa. The reason given?
"For scaring the piss out of the children."
Maybe he whispered sweet nothings about him sliding down the chimney to kill her parents in their sleep.
"For scaring the piss out of the children."
Maybe he whispered sweet nothings about him sliding down the chimney to kill her parents in their sleep.
Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 11:15 pm
I think she needs a cork, for those green juices leakin from her vaginal crevice.
Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 11:34 pm
Juicy J wrote:I think she needs a cork, for those green juices leakin from her vaginal crevice.
It might be URINE.....Hopefully.
Posted: Sun Dec 25, 2005 11:43 pm
my vote goes for gorecores...that was a tough one
Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 5:53 am
santa "wat do you want for christmas?"
Little girl "to go to specssaver please.....my glasses ruin my life"
Little girl "to go to specssaver please.....my glasses ruin my life"
Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 5:57 am
little girl' ive pissed myself, get this cunt away from me!call the fucking cops!NOW YOU FUCKERS!'
santa
'for fucks sake, why does everyone keep pissing themselves?'
santa
'for fucks sake, why does everyone keep pissing themselves?'
Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 9:32 pm
How Santa met Mrs. Claus.
Posted: Mon Dec 26, 2005 10:12 pm
Little Susie was just sssooo happy when she found out that buying matching spectacles from Lenscrafters saved her money that her bladder said WHEE to Santa's velvety knee.
Peace~
Peace~
Posted: Tue Dec 27, 2005 8:17 pm
Bad Santa: "Shit, get this little miss pissy off my lap. I mean serisously, it looks like The Exorcist scene where Linda Blair throws up only its coming out this girls vagina."