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...a single tear lingers on my cheak. For tho I am still alive, and I am free, I do not deserve it. Just 30 minutes ago, the scariest thing in my life happend. So the speed limit is 40, and im doin 65. So I don't have a licence, and I wasn't wearing a seatbelt. So I was smoking a joint and cruising. This old man should die, for what he did. So like I said, im cruising at 65 down a crouded 40. This old man, for whatever reason, desides to pull out infront of me. So I slam both my feet on the break and drop the joint out of my mouth. My hand is pressed strongly on the horn, and at the seconds of truth, I truely realised, that I was going to die. And so I barely tap his bumper, and throughout all of this, he doesn't even turn to look at whats going on behind him. So I sit here now, still alive, not being brought to jail, and I sip my beer. And I think of all the dumbass risk I've taken, and how lucky I am. And I hope that all of my weedguru friends support me, for this is a truely deep story. And yes, grown men cry, we can't deny it. And I shouldn't be sitting here right now, typing this, but I am. And I'm supprised my computer still works unlike half the things in this god-forsaken house. So I realize, fuck tuesday.

GROWN MEN DONT CRY! NOW DROP AND GIMME 20!


Lucky maybe that will make you drive safely.

wtf are you talking about? how did you almost die?

Simple fender bender mate. Its when your travelling 65 and have a car 3 feet ahead of ya that you need to panic.

Too be fair though i admit it must of been fuckin scary you shouldnt of been speedin. Maybe you've learnt your lesson?

there is a reason the limit is 40 hoss. Glad nothing happened to you, but drive more cautious, especially if the road is busy.

That happens to me like, every day.

jk I know it can be scary. Gotta watch out for the 'derlies. (Elderly). People in this city drive like shit, myself included. I'm surprised my car isn't totally mangled yet.

You havent seen bad driving until youve been to Asia. Seriously

People drive like shit everywhere, but the worst driving I've ever seen was in Rome. On our way from the hotel to the Colosseum, we saw 3 accidents happening. It was a 30 minute drive.

Wait till PM sees this thread, he will tell you.

italian drivers are known to be shit. i went to naples once and loads of the cars had bumpers and odd bits missing of the car. my mate is panel beater and is thinking about moving to mainland europe when hes older to make more money

this is weird. a girl im good friends with hit an old lady in a jewel parking lot and killed her this past sunday. shes getting charged with manslaughter. scary stuff

I'm glad your alive man, and I'm happy for ya that you could take that incident as something of a revelation. Doesn't happen to everybody hehe for instance I got broadsided by a logging truck in a two seater fibreglass Fiero, with a passenger )hit on the passenger side), and we both came out fine, but I thought for sure "We;'re gonna die. RIght here, and right now". THe wierdest thing was that I wasn't panicked what so ever and even afterwards, I don't think I took as much away from that experience as I should have. It didn't really change my driving habits, cept I was driving a new car afterwards. And I don't remember changing much otherwise, although I remember having nightmares about how it could have gone worse afterwards for nights to come.

So good for you mate, glad you learned something from your own "near death experience"

Peace~

what a stupid thread

What a waste of a post, next time you "almost die" Mac Dre I'll try to care

Peace~

^you two both live in b.c. eh? i smell a fight coming on