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I have to take a drug test when i get a new job soon, and i was wondering how long weed stays in your system.

it really depends on how much you smoke and how often, but i've always heard around a month.

There's not definate answer to this question. It depends on how much you smoked, and how regularly. To be on the safe side i'd leave a month before a drug test though.

from what ive heard it varies from as little as 2 days for the ocasional pot smoker, to up to 6 weeks for the habitual stoner. It depends on what sort of test they use too, whether its urine (shortest time), blood (middle) or hair (longest time... unless you cut your hair often).
There are products avaliable that aparently can make you test clear regardless of how long ago you last smoked. I have no idea if these work or not tho.. while we're on the topic- has anyone actually tried them? and do they work?

i have tried some pills that u take a few hours before the test and it clears out your system, they worked for me and i passed the test

ive heard everything from 14 days to a month

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well i gotta drop tomm and its been 3 days since my last toke, ive been running and drinking water like a mad men so im about to test how close i can cut it...I'll let you guys now

It takes me one day to relieve my system of tetrohydrocannabinol. Here is my secret, the night before my drug test I drink one large gatorade bottle filled with water. Wake up, urinate, drink another large bottle of gatorade, wait until i can put more water into my system , urinate, repeat until drug test time. THIS STEP IS IMPORTANT. When you urinate for the test allow the flow of urine to begin to sloww and attempt to catch the last bits of urine in the cup, enough to pass the minimum required urine line but not so much that you catch the urine in the cup while the flow is strong. This has worked everysingle time I have been drug tested in the past year. It comes out to a total of 18 times. On the most recent test I smoked the day before the test purged that night and came out clean. This is the cheapest and most effective method i know of yet it takes a bit of self-discipline to continually consume large amounts of water. Good Luck.

You don't know how hard it is to believe anything you just said.

Yeah... If that were true, why wouldn't everybody know? And why would people even bother selling stuff like detox? I dunno but I don't really belive it 'till I see some proof...

Well what can I do to prove it to you guys. First of all lets point out my motives for posting. I WANT TO HELP YOU. Second of all, I am poor, If you look at some of my other threads there are some about my serious fiscal issues. What's more, I really enjoy this website and I would do anything to contribute to it. Lastly, I know this works because it has worked for me every time perhaps you should try it, purchase a home drug test, 30 dollars, then procure my post and apply said method, after which I want you to drug test yourself. Take the bottle of urine you obtained and mail it to the lab, if you bought a decent drug test they will test the sample and give you a definitive result. When it comes back negative I will laugh in your face and call you stupid. The reason that no one does this method is because it hurts. Filling your stomach with a constant surge of water causes it to stretch, there is no real mal-effects of this other than a pain in your stomach for a day. This is the most effective method I know of, and if you choose not to believe me it can only be your loss. Just assure me that you will try the method before you make an ass of yourself.

Lol I never have to take drug tests, so what's the use of me trying if it works, besided I was only pointing out some logical arguments, if by chance you happen to be right, then good for you and it's a nice find, really didn't mean to offend you or anything, I'm just really sceptical by nature... I still don't really believe it, but if it's true, then it's my loss isn't it? You could be right, you could be wrong, it doesn't really matter to me... (reminds me of the song "nothing else matters" by metallica... )

That plan definetly dont work..... You gotta drink more water then that and it wouldnt be over night either..

So I had to take test urine test the other day.. I used this stuff call sure jell anyone know anything about that?? OMG it was the nasty thing ive ever dank.. it make me never wanna smoke again!.. or never get a job* ha. anyways- hopefully i passed! crosses fingers!!