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Newspaper innuendo..

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 12:58 am
by herbal stu
From a report about the head of the majorities indictment resignation in the Independent we have the following sexual innuendo's:

:arrow: Mr Tom DeLay

His surname could refer to ejaculation.

:arrow: He ruled the Republican flock with a rod of iron.

Says it all really.

:arrow: "K Street Project", using a combination of carrots and sticks to place Republicans at the head.

:arrow: Known as the Hammer.

Check out the nickname gotta mean something.

:arrow: He could find himself being handcuffed and photographed.

Kinky bitch.

:arrow: Especially sensitive.

Because it always is afterwards.

:arrow: Protestations of innocence.

Maybe he isnt all that naughty then.

:arrow: Mr Blunt is under a small ethics shadow of his own.

So Ethics shadow is what he is calling it these days huh!

Taken from: http://news.independent.co.uk/world/ame ... 316100.ece

Posted: Fri Sep 30, 2005 1:14 am
by WidespreadDead

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 4:26 am
by imscaredofgrass
:arrow: Mr Tom DeLay

His surname could refer to ejaculation.
I knew / heard of people with these names:

Mike Cunt (say it fast)

Seymore Butts

Harry Pubes (his middle name was Dick :D )

Craven Dick

Harry Whacker

Harry Beavers

theres a site with a bunch of other funny names (sorry if i offend those whos name is one of the listed)
http://www.ethanwiner.com/funnames.html

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 4:29 am
by tweedle
The best is in Phoenix Nights(a comedy program over here) They know a guy called Roy Fish so they nicknamed him Sushi

Posted: Sat Oct 01, 2005 11:54 am
by herbal stu
imscaredofgrass wrote:
:arrow: Mr Tom DeLay

His surname could refer to ejaculation.
I knew / heard of people with these names:

Mike Cunt (say it fast)

Seymore Butts

Harry Pubes (his middle name was Dick :D )

Craven Dick

Harry Whacker

Harry Beavers

theres a site with a bunch of other funny names (sorry if i offend those whos name is one of the listed)
http://www.ethanwiner.com/funnames.html
Yeah but this guys name is real he was head of the us congress.