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Weeguru Funk Doc has balls of steel

Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 10:28 pm
by Midnight Toker
Ok, so i was just talking to funk, and he's in an internet bar, he's got this joint rolled up, he show me on webcam, and the following conversation goes like this;

tickman | Damage ik ga u dissen, gewoon omdak er zin in heb says:
man i wanna light this shit
Mark says:
do it
Stickman | Damage ik ga u dissen, gewoon omdak er zin in heb says:
cant
Mark says:
see how long it takes them to notice
Stickman | Damage ik ga u dissen, gewoon omdak er zin in heb says:
fucking police station is 200 yards down the road
Mark says:
thats ok, say it wasnt you
Stickman | Damage ik ga u dissen, gewoon omdak er zin in heb says:
lol
Mark says:
blame it on some random guy sitting in the corner
Stickman | Damage ik ga u dissen, gewoon omdak er zin in heb says:
im not risking it
Mark says:
pussy
Stickman | Damage ik ga u dissen, gewoon omdak er zin in heb says:
probation and shit
Mark says:
do it
Stickman | Damage ik ga u dissen, gewoon omdak er zin in heb says:
oh its on now

And the fucker did it! He sparked up his joint rightin the middle of a fucking bar! He thought he deserved a credit on weedguru for his bravery, i agreed, so here it is.

Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 10:29 pm
by Insane
did anything bad happen to him

Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 10:32 pm
by Funk Doctor
Im getting raped by a 300 pound negro named Bubba as we speak.

Lol.

Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 10:33 pm
by Midnight Toker
Weedguru Funk Doctor wrote:Im getting raped by a 300 pound negro named Bubba as we speak.

Lol.
It's true, i have it all on camera. I'll be selling the video on ebay for £15 a pop.

Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 10:36 pm
by Funk Doctor
sparked it up again, boo yaa

Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 11:05 pm
by Insane
i dont think anyone will buy a video of ur friend being raped by a 300 pound black person

Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 11:10 pm
by Midnight Toker
Insane wrote:i dont think anyone will buy a video of ur friend being raped by a 300 pound black person
And i didnt think anyone would take me seriously :roll:

Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 11:11 pm
by FIRE!!!
Midnight this is all a lie wrote:
Insane wrote:i dont think anyone will buy a video of ur friend being raped by a 300 pound black person
And i didnt think anyone would take me seriously :roll:
And I didn't think giraffes were made of gingerbread and pixie dust :roll:

Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 11:17 pm
by Insane
i ment to put some sarcasm in ther somewhere but i just stopped cuz i couldnt find the right smileys and stuff

Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 11:18 pm
by Midnight Toker
Insane wrote:i ment to put some sarcasm in ther somewhere but i just stopped cuz i couldnt find the right smileys and stuff
One of these days, remind me to sit you down and explain the concept of sarcasm. Smileys or no smileys, that was not sarcasm.

Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 11:20 pm
by Insane
i no by reading it now it wasnt but w/e i dono what i was thinking i went to sleep last night at 3am and i woke up at 6am. somthings wrong with me o well.

Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 11:20 pm
by Scratch
you're insane

Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 11:21 pm
by FIRE!!!
So am I (Y)

Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 11:23 pm
by Scratch
sanity is overrated right?

Posted: Sun Sep 25, 2005 11:39 pm
by Insane
ya fuck sanity hes an asshole anyways