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BAD day in the life of a stoner....

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 12:40 am
by astramasta
iv just had the fucking most stressful, annoying and frustrating (let alone expensive) day.
iv been setting up this deal with my supplier for about 3 weeks, so i arrange today finally to go pick up from him the large quantity of green. i planned to get home, bag it up as necesary, and drive it to my runners.
but no, it couldnt be as simple as that could it?
first of all, i try to get some cash out to pay for the stuff, only to find my card expired, and my new one hadnt been sent yet. so i have to fuck about for 3 hours trying to sort some cash out. so i ring my dealer confirm all with him and my runners, and set off.
i stop to get some fuel on the way at the next village, my gf goes to the atm machine to get some cash for me, and i fill up her car (yes HER car )
she comes back to see me putting the fuel cap back on, and replacing the fuel nozzle. she looks at me and says "i do hope your not putting unleaded fuel into my diesel car?"
im like."fuck"..........."fuckety fyuck fuck, what the fuck am i going to do?"
so i have to ring the AA (recovery service) to be towed home. to get it syphoned out at a garage would cost me £150 that is about $300
fuck that, i thought i could do it myself. but fucking jesus, anyone ever tasted petrol, or diesel???????? i tried it and nearly threw my guts up on the fucking floor. so i spend 4 hours in the dark from 10pm till now trying to sort it out, only to find i cant fucking do it without puking my guts up first.
so iv managed to piss my supplier off ( although he was very cool about it, i know i wouldnt be happy if i was him so im presuming iv annoyed him ) iv pissed my runners off, its cost me £20 ($40) in unleaded fuel i cant use, plus whatever diesel i had in my tank before hand, plus a petrol can to bring some diesel home with me for when its been fixed so i can move the car to fill it up, plus the cost to have it actually fixed tommorrow by a friend, and probably cost me a bit of trust between my assosciattes. (SP)
all in all im feeling a bit fucking depressed and a bit fucking stupid.
iv just spent about £150 altogether on a day that i have achieved absolutly nothing.
life is not supposed to be like this to me!
its true what they say, life is a bitch and then it has puppies.

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 12:43 am
by tweedle
Wow that sucks some big fat hairy balls right there

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 12:48 am
by astramasta
tweedle wrote:Wow that sucks some big fat hairy balls right there
not any old fat hairy balls mate, fucking massive great big fucking dangly ones

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 1:12 am
by Weedguru Higher
Woah that is one bad day dude.

Diesel in unleaded..hahahha thats a good one!!

Sorry I had to laugh at that!

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 1:32 am
by WidespreadDead
tweedle wrote:Wow that sucks some big fat hairy balls right there
i would say that sucks a fat cock, and man that thing has some girth to it

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 1:38 am
by cutthecashflow
What in the hell kind of a car does your gf drive?

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 1:53 am
by astramasta
she drives a rover 220 turbo diesel.
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Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 7:44 am
by mosherben
that's one shit day dude.

My housemate and ex stoner has a peugoet 306 D Turbo it really does speed off in 2nd onwards and good to be riding in it stoned at high speeds. :lol:

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 7:10 pm
by herbal stu
WARNING NOT OFFICE FRIENDLY!!!

When I say it sucks balls I mean these biatches:


















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Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 7:14 pm
by Juicy J
First time I ever seen a car that runs on diesel, sorry bout ur bad day homie, but we all have them sometime or another

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 7:14 pm
by tweedle
WTF?! They are some serious balls

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 7:33 pm
by cutthecashflow
Elephantitis?

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 8:26 pm
by tweedle
Yeah It has to be that. Youve never seen a car that runs on diesel? I find that weird

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 9:49 pm
by Zen
Yeah especially since almost every Volkswagen is a diesel. At least they all have the option.

Sorry to hear about your shit luck there astra, don't worry that just means you got some good luck comin your way fairly soon 8)

Peace

Posted: Tue Sep 20, 2005 10:11 pm
by tweedle
Most cars have the option of being diesel