coolest friday/faMILY
Posted: Fri Sep 09, 2005 9:31 pm
i have 5 cousins, 2 guys, 3 girls; Lee 17, Tiffany 15, Brittany 15, Jordy 13, and Crystal, 18. All but Jordy Drink, Tiffany and Brittany smoke cigs, and we all smoke weed except crystal. Lee and tiffany got me started, and i got jordy started. such a cool family huh?
oh, and something sick happened. no one flame me for this:
i just moved here and i hadnt seen brittny for years and didnt know she went to my school. so one day i was with my friends looking at chicks, and i aw her and thought, "shes pretty hot". so one night im staying at my aunts (her moms) and her mom came to pick me up, and brittny was with her, and im like, how do you know my aunt? and shes like its me, brittny, and im like AHHH! SON OF A BITCH >_<.
actually this happened last friday. it all turned out good though, since me, jordy and her snuck out in the middle of the night and smoked and i got jordy to try weed for the first time. (obviously he loved it)
oh, and earlier that day, right before i came to the football game (im in band) i came home and decided to get high of three lungs of hydro cherry, and drank half a bottle of whiskey (70 proof), so i show up to the game with a plate of pizza rolls 10 minutes before it was time to go to the field, and walk up to my friend marian, and im like "look into my eyes" which were like the chiks off the grudge. so shes like oh my god and a=took me into another room and showed me to her stoner friend and bf, who were trying to teach me to talk, walk, and march straight, while marian and a few other band members sought out clear eyes. it was kinda funny, as the entire band sticks together and tried so hard to keep me away from the teacher and getting caught. so i finally make it to the end of the show, but im still blazed. so im talking to her and her 22 year old bf, and said"so what are you doing this weekend." she replied "this labor day im getting fucked up!" so i then said "well how about i come and get fucked up with yall?" the only problem is when your drunk things seem to come out different and i really said "so how bout we get fucked and fuck and stuff?" so there her boyfriend was, about to fuckin kill me, but luckily she saved me and told him that if he touches me he aint getting any for a month. i still paid for it though; thuesday at school al the kids and band members kicked my ass for giving them shit. that pretty mchesums up my night. after that i went to my aunts, like i said above. cool huh?
oh, and something sick happened. no one flame me for this:
i just moved here and i hadnt seen brittny for years and didnt know she went to my school. so one day i was with my friends looking at chicks, and i aw her and thought, "shes pretty hot". so one night im staying at my aunts (her moms) and her mom came to pick me up, and brittny was with her, and im like, how do you know my aunt? and shes like its me, brittny, and im like AHHH! SON OF A BITCH >_<.
actually this happened last friday. it all turned out good though, since me, jordy and her snuck out in the middle of the night and smoked and i got jordy to try weed for the first time. (obviously he loved it)
oh, and earlier that day, right before i came to the football game (im in band) i came home and decided to get high of three lungs of hydro cherry, and drank half a bottle of whiskey (70 proof), so i show up to the game with a plate of pizza rolls 10 minutes before it was time to go to the field, and walk up to my friend marian, and im like "look into my eyes" which were like the chiks off the grudge. so shes like oh my god and a=took me into another room and showed me to her stoner friend and bf, who were trying to teach me to talk, walk, and march straight, while marian and a few other band members sought out clear eyes. it was kinda funny, as the entire band sticks together and tried so hard to keep me away from the teacher and getting caught. so i finally make it to the end of the show, but im still blazed. so im talking to her and her 22 year old bf, and said"so what are you doing this weekend." she replied "this labor day im getting fucked up!" so i then said "well how about i come and get fucked up with yall?" the only problem is when your drunk things seem to come out different and i really said "so how bout we get fucked and fuck and stuff?" so there her boyfriend was, about to fuckin kill me, but luckily she saved me and told him that if he touches me he aint getting any for a month. i still paid for it though; thuesday at school al the kids and band members kicked my ass for giving them shit. that pretty mchesums up my night. after that i went to my aunts, like i said above. cool huh?
