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I was smoking a joint with my girlfriend in the bus stop shack in front of my block, when this old couples comes in. We get up to go outside, the shack was already smelling heavily, but the old woman said "We know what it is, dears, and we don't mind. You can sit down."

So we sat down and continued smoking, when the old lady sudenly said "Can I maybe get a drag from your joint? I would just like to know what it feels like.". So me and my girlfriend are looking at eachother like "Ehh... this is unusual.". We decided we might as well give her a drag. So she takes the joint, takes a puff, holds it for 10 seconds and then exhales. She passed me the joint, said "Thank you." and never said a word from there. At one point I thought she was dead or something.

Weird experience

NICE

God I would kill for that to happen in America, instead of the obvious outcome-

"I SMELL MARY-JOOWANA, BOY YOU BEST RUN BEFORE I CALL THE COPS"

CelticOne wrote:NICE

God I would kill for that to happen in America, instead of the obvious outcome-

"I SMELL MARY-JOOWANA, BOY YOU BEST RUN BEFORE I CALL THE COPS"

Oh boy, that reminds me of a story..

One day me and some buddys of mine were smokin some bats at lunch behind this gas station in the alley way, and this is a straight up *censor*, no offense to any one, I have quite a few friends that are black and one is like a brother to me. He started ranting on about some shit from his balcony off of his apartment, I thought hey maybe he just wants to catch a buzz or something, but then I heard him say "YOu think thats cool???" then something about calling the police, so we just walked away, that was some crazy shit. I couldnt understand a damn thing he was sayin..


That would be tight if some old lady came up to me and wanted to hit it thats bad as fuck..

haha cool some old folks are like that though even if it is the minority. old people also were alot more trustworthy than kids today. They brought up in a non grass on your mates world i.e. if you saw someone rob a bank they just said "i did'nt see nothing" now we have shows on telly saying just give us this name and u win so much money and "just one call and u can have this, we just want a description." now u cant trust nobody GRASS

So if you knew someone was a rapist and on crimewatch they were looking for him, you wouldnt ring up? fuck outta here with that shit

That's an awesome story. Hell, I was walking downtown one morning and it was a holiday or a weekend or something, and it was dead as can be.

I was hooting on a nice joint when I had to stop at a stoplight. There was this middle aged (I'd say between 40-50) guy asking for spare change. I threw him a buck and asked if he wanted a haul, and proceeded to hand him the joint.

He smiled from ear to ear and he toked twice, held and and said "Thanks" as smoke trailed between his teeth.

I gave the guy a buck and a nice buzz for a bit. I felt really good that day. Kind of my way of 'giving back to the community'

Thats awesome, I wish something like that could happen to me.

I agree with tweedle, not snitching on your friends is a must, but if something like rape, murder, or some major stuff like that you have to tell someone who can help the situation. If you dont call the cops, then tell someone who will call the cops. Because maybe the cops could catch the rapist bastards, or catch the murderers, which can only lead in a good direction, but thats just my opinion

Yeah i like old people...................such as Gorecore and Higher

Big Daddy wrote:Yeah i like old people...................such as Gorecore and Higher

Speak up, sonny. I didn't hear ya there Mr. Whippersnapper.

OOooh, my prostate is acting up again.

Big Daddy wrote:Yeah i like old people...................such as Gorecore and Higher

Gee thanks but sheesh man I'm not that old....

Weedguru Higher wrote:

Big Daddy wrote:Yeah i like old people...................such as Gorecore and Higher

Gee thanks but sheesh man I'm not that old....

hahaha, i bet we make you feel about 80 or something dont we

Big Daddy wrote:

Weedguru Higher wrote:

Big Daddy wrote:Yeah i like old people...................such as Gorecore and Higher

Gee thanks but sheesh man I'm not that old....

hahaha, i bet we make you feel about 80 or something dont we

We can make him feel like a mummy in his sarcophagus