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HOW TO PASS A F%$#*N DRUG TEST!!
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 8:48 am
by reeferhead_13
ok you got about 3 options one you dont smoke weed for about a month and after the month piss in a cup and store it some where so no one will find it.option 2.if your parents are gonna give you a drug test in like a week or two just drink lots and lots of water and pee alot too.option3 go to
this site
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or get caught your choices. later

Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 9:43 am
by tweedle
And your telling us this before? and you think this hasnt been covered before on a drug form that has been around since 2002? Read the fucking FAQ
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 7:37 pm
by Juicy J
Im sure your parents wouldnt just flat out tell you..
"Son im givin you a piss test in 2 weeks you better pass it"
And ur piss does go old, I learned that just recently, Last night i dumped out some old piss to fill my bottle with clean for today and that piss smelled real bad lemme tell you, theres no possible way someone woudlnt know somethings up with that.
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 8:59 pm
by Funk Doctor
The only bulletproof plan to pass a drug test is to stop doing drugs, simple as that.
Posted: Wed Aug 17, 2005 10:36 pm
by Weedguru Higher
Weedguru Funk Doctor wrote:The only bulletproof plan to pass a drug test is to stop doing drugs, simple as that.

Posted: Fri Aug 19, 2005 4:41 pm
by Dulleffects
CT once said that if you eat alot of white meats something to do with amino acids blah blah i don't remember.
Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 5:23 pm
by Juicy J
Weedguru Funk Doctor wrote:The only bulletproof plan to pass a drug test is to stop doing drugs, simple as that.
Wha wah wha wha what!!! I dont do drugs

Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 6:56 pm
by Weedguru_Fire_Inside
Juicy J wrote:Im sure your parents wouldnt just flat out tell you..
"Son im givin you a piss test in 2 weeks you better pass it"
And ur piss does go old, I learned that just recently, Last night i dumped out some old piss to fill my bottle with clean for today and that piss smelled real bad lemme tell you, theres no possible way someone woudlnt know somethings up with that.
Hahahaha, you keep a bottle of piss??
Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 7:08 pm
by 13laze
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refreshingly good !
Posted: Sat Aug 20, 2005 7:39 pm
by Juicy J
A_Fire_Inside wrote:Juicy J wrote:Im sure your parents wouldnt just flat out tell you..
"Son im givin you a piss test in 2 weeks you better pass it"
And ur piss does go old, I learned that just recently, Last night i dumped out some old piss to fill my bottle with clean for today and that piss smelled real bad lemme tell you, theres no possible way someone woudlnt know somethings up with that.
Hahahaha, you keep a bottle of piss??
Shit im on papers, get piss test bout every week or two, have to be prepared
Usually I just get clean piss right before I go off my buddys bro. But one day my po called me out of the blue for a piss test.
Posted: Sun Aug 21, 2005 8:19 am
by Weedguru_Fire_Inside
Unlucky man, If i ever got a piss test, i know i'd be fucked. Good job everyone i know is fine with my habits.
Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 8:15 am
by WeedGuru_Flow
Weedguru Funk Doctor wrote:The only bulletproof plan to pass a drug test is to stop doing drugs, simple as that.
Nothing, and I repeat nothing is bulletproof when Flow's around (h)
Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 12:45 am
by Anaconda
jus store your piss in a cooler, might help, haha
Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 3:00 am
by Nine_of_Hearts
Weedguru Funk Doctor wrote:The only bulletproof plan to pass a drug test is to stop doing drugs, simple as that.
Eating poppy seeds is a good way of getting a false positive

There are ways to fuck the tests up so they say you are on drugs when not.
The only bullet proof way to avoid failing a drugs test is to avoid having one

Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 4:37 pm
by jonny cockeral
keeping a bottle of piss does not work this is cause it wont be at body temperature