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I thought it would be fun to list them, as I've had quite a few. List your jobs and how you left! If you've had more jobs than me, I'll give you seeds.

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1 Burger King. I was 15. Hated it. Quit when my hot friend Josh reccomended me to the restuarant he worked at, World Wrapps, which was quite a bit up the scale from Burger King.

2 Fresh Ideas. A little bistro owned by World Wrapps, located in the food court of Century Square tower, downtown Seattle. Transferred.

3 World Wrapps Broadway. Transferred.

4 World Wrapps Two Union Towers. Quit when I was sick with pneumonia and bronchitis for a week, during which I found out my parents had become crack addicts.

5 Cocaine salesperson. Quit when I quit doing coke.

6 USWEST (Now quest). Operator. Voluntary resignation, my union leader advised me to, as termination was imminent. Termination was imminent because I used my little sister's pee to pass the drug test to get the job, I even passed the logic test, but I was a full blown drug addict and couldnt make it there on time consistently.

7 World Wrapps Bank of America Tower. lol. Quit to go back to school.

8 Canine Casa, dog bather. Let go because I could only work part time during school.

9 Worl Wrapps REI. Transferred.

10 World Wrapps Queen Anne. I finally got fired from this company when my boss suggested we pour vodka into our smoothies on my birthday. he got drunk and left all the money unsecured; when they fired him, he told on me!

11 Mud Bay Granary, healthy food for pets. Pet care specialist. God, how I loved that job. My really cool boss got fired, then this stupid bitch was the boss. I got fired because she told corporate she was "scared for her life". Cunt. Out of all the jobs I lost, I regret that one most.

12 Jamba Juice, shift supervisor. Fired after 2 years of work for accidentally not getting the safe door latched. The alarm was set, all the money was safe, it just didn't click shut before I left on Friday night.

13 Seattle Parks and Recreation. Ballfield attendant. What a sweet job. Too bad it was seasonal.

14 Vegete - cook and waitress at vegetarian sandwich shop. I got laid off coz it went out of business.

15 cable Bridge SCAM- cocktail waitress. I'm still not sure why I got fired - no doubt due to the politics of another scheming bitch!

16 - Granny's Buffet. Worse than Burger King. Quit when Dana came to visit and I didn't feel like being a salad bitch for another minute.

17 IHOP. Dicked me around for 3 months and laid me off after training, due to some stupid bitches.

18 David Thompson Resort, my most recent firing. I think I got fired coz this fat bitch was yelling at me and I didnt like it. They said they fired me for discussing the way they treated me with other employees. they said I was lying but of course I wasn't.

19 - ******* ******* Landscaping. I currently work there and don't plan on getting fired. My boss loves me coz im a hard working girl with muscles, like her. I dont have to deal with customers, or stupid bitches, so I think this job is safe.

20 - True Value hardware store. All the employees are stupid bitches, so it's only a matter of time before I get fired.

21 - Ripley enetrprises - account billing and statements. Again, no stupid bitches, so I think this job is safe!!!


I'm shooting for 25 jobs by the time I'm 25

1. Lawn mower : between the ages of 9 and 13

2. Dog walker : I was 8..walked neighbours dog and fed it for a week

3. Paper Boy : 11 or 12 years old. Shitty job, pay reaks

4. Exterior/Interior painter: Worked with a professional painter team. Did a church and a century old house

5. Farm Helper: 13-17 years. summers. Milked cows, bailed hay, shoveled shit etc

6. Assistant Chef : 17-18 years old . In Maroccan restaurant

7. Pizza Delivery guy : 18 years old . 6 months for pizza salvatore. Pay sucked

8. Landscaper : 17 years old . Got sent to juvy so lost that job

9. Weed seller : From 18 to present. part time

10. Truck Driver : From age 22 to present

11. Professional Mover : from age 20 to present

12. Weird Office job : Now..it sucks but its ok at the same time.

1. Car washer - Waaay back

2. Garbage man - Funniest job ever. Clinging onto a dumpcart smoking joints and throwing garbage bags around.

3. Cabler - Boring work, 7 hours of soldering cables onto panels, 5 days a week.

4. Fruit picker - Fucking sucked, it was raining all the time, I quit after a week

5. Computer technician - At my mom's workplace, fitting computer panels into huge cabinets.

6. Dealer - Quit for obvious reasons

7. Cleaner - Cool job, free beer!

Well I have nothing on you guys but for a 16 year old I've worked a fair amount.

1. lawn mowing
2. worked in a car detailing place for a summer
3. i work in my friends' dad's cookie factory
4. im currently working part time at a sailing store

have i had more jobs that you ?? ................... no

i've had a lot of jobs but not that many....shiiiiit

im a cleaner at the moment which sucks but i got interviews at two branches of tesco so hopefully ill be able to quit this week to work there less pay but flexible hours and both stores are no more than 10 minutes from my house.

1. hammerite -worked at a paint factory filling, labelling and packing tins of paint. woked there for only 3 weeks last summer, seemed like a lifetime though, shitty hours. quit cause i had enough money to last me through leeds festival and buy an oz

2. dunston swimming pool - work as a lifegurard, i pick the hours i work, can do as little or as many as i want/can. gets paid £5.85 which is sweet

No i have not had as many jobs as you man..

- fruit picking as a kid
- paper boy for 2 morning papers which i quit when i was 16
- working at a supermarket which sucked after half a year
- landscaping at my dad's work which i still do ocassionally
- this shitty job involving cleaning meat processing factory's at night, which paid really well, but they only needed people in the summer vacation, so working there with a friend, picking him up every night, having a big ol stash at his place, and working with high-pressure-water-guns afterwards resulted in being fired after 4 nights.
- fryboy at local snackbar, really nice chilled out manager, but the work sucked, smelling like a friggin hamburger really doesnt get the best out of people.
- work at a hardware store which was quite nice
- work as landscaper at my dad's work, still doing that in the summertime and after school, which i can finally leave behind after 20 years

aint a lot of jobs, but certainly more than most of the people around where i live had

Damn Caro! Don't like sticking around at one place for to long or what? haha nah though only had about 6 jobs total.

I've had a few jobs, but never counted them before...

1. When I was 13 I had a paper route (didn't we all?)

2. When I was 16 I worked at Green Gables (a Maritime chain of convenience stores owned by Sobey's). I loved that job.

3. Fulltime work at a beer and wine wholesaler warehouse. Great job there, because I got my beer and wine making supplies at wholesale prices.

4. Wal Mart. 5 years. Garden center, to food and stationery, then the photo lab. I loved working in the photo lab.

5. Future shop. Selling computers for commission. Future Shop is Canada's Best Buy.

6. Worked for one week as a cable/telephone line installer. Had to drive 3 hours to get to the site, and stayed in a motel for the whole week. It was dirty work, and I hate motels...so I quit that one.

7. Backshift at The Real Atlantic Superstore. It's another chain of grocery stores owned by Loblaws. I worked the graveyard shift stocking shelves.

8. Minacs. Call center work. I was working for GM Onstar program, but I was selling subscriptions, not saving lives or unlocking doors.

9. Corporatel. Call center again. Worked for US Inspect doing co-ordinating of home inspector's schedules and such.

10. Avery's Farm Market. A local chain of fruit and vegetable stands. Not a great job, but I got stoned there a lot.

11. Quill/Staples call center. This is my current job and i've been there almost 3 months and I still enjoy my job, so that's a bonus.

No

i worked at

1: construction

2: landscape

3: SuperFoodTown

4:Shoprite

5:Kmart

6:Sears -im still working at sears

here is my contribution:

*recieval point operator at the grain pool in the country (unloading trucks and loading trains with grain from the seasons wheat harvest)

*numerous bar jobs at clubs and pubs

*delivery man for a courier service

*guitar technician and drum tech at a music store on weekends during uni

*play most weekends in my band at pubs and clubs

*lifeguard at the local beach when i used to do surf lifesaving competitively

*junior football (aussie rules, none of this round ball shit) coach- current

*private calculus and chemistry tutor-current

*floor sander and timber floor layer

*pathology biochemist

*pathology microbiologist

*pharmaceutical microbiologist- my current FULL time job