anyone know a 100% effective way to pass a drug test

semeticstoner320 · Post by **semeticstoner320** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 3:29 am

Ive been smoking every day for almost four years and now is the time when my mom starts getting pissed off and drug testing me. ive been dating my girlfriend for the last year and if i fail my drug test (which is in two weeks and im dirty as fuck!!) i wont be able to see her again for a year at least, and thats if my mom dosnt tell her parent who hate me any ways and then ill never see her because theyll make her change schools. I really, really need a way to beat this test does anyone have any 100% effective ways to beat my piss nazi moms drug test?

Cheeba · Post by **Cheeba** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 10:58 am

Ask BGDetroit. And does this deserve sticky?

Big Daddy · Post by **Big Daddy** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 11:02 am

the only 100% way is to get someone else's piss to use. But, if you can't do that, then there are tons of suggestions on this website to help you pass one. Use the search button located on the top of this page. Good luck.

nowhere · Post by **nowhere** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 11:07 am

semeticstoner320 wrote:Ive been smoking every day for almost four years and now is the time when my mom starts getting pissed off and drug testing me. ive been dating my girlfriend for the last year and if i fail my drug test (which is in two weeks and im dirty as fuck!!) i wont be able to see her again for a year at least, and thats if my mom dosnt tell her parent who hate me any ways and then ill never see her because theyll make her change schools. I really, really need a way to beat this test does anyone have any 100% effective ways to beat my piss nazi moms drug test?

what ? how old are you ? your mums drug testing you ? Tell her to fuck right off.. i sure as fuck would...

WidespreadDead · Post by **WidespreadDead** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 3:41 pm

get max gold detox at GNC. everyone i know that followed the directions passed their test, problem is it tastes like piss and is pretty expensive my guess is somewhere around 50 for a bottle of it. but it works if you do it right

semeticstoner320 · Post by **semeticstoner320** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 6:08 pm

thanks for the suggestions i have absolutely no clean friends and no clean pets so i guess now i have to get 50 bucks for golden-seal

PeAcE

Big Daddy · Post by **Big Daddy** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 9:23 pm

i think i remember reading somewhere (might have been here) but if you piss in the cup a little bit, then fill the rest up with water out of the toilet (as long as it doesnt have one of those 2000 flushes in it) then shake it up, this will cause it to be dilluted enough to pass.

Besides, if your mom is giving it to you then she will probably get a cheap one that's easy to fool.

the_leds_out · Post by **the_leds_out** » Mon Aug 01, 2005 9:33 pm

unfortunatly i tried the water thing and it didnt work...if you put too much water it will be clear and she will laugh at you when you give it to her and if you dont put enough you will still fail. your best bet is to get somone elses piss of to use the detox...

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 9:19 am

semeticstoner320 wrote:thanks for the suggestions i have absolutely no clean friends and no clean pets so i guess now i have to get 50 bucks for golden-seal

PeAcE

buy some piss off ebay...im sure SOMEONE must be selling it....

mac dre · Post by **mac dre** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 7:19 pm

the only way to know 100% that ull pass a drug test is to not have smoked weed.

Post by **cutthecashflow** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 7:46 pm

^^^ yea quit smoking bud for about 30 days if you want off the hook completly. Regardless if its just your mom piss testing you fail say fuck her man honestly you smoke dope she doesnt need you to take a test to figure that out.

mac dre · Post by **mac dre** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 7:55 pm

yeah id laugh at my mom if she did that.. then again My mom wouldnt do it.. why waste her money on the test when id just return it keep the money to buy weed, and tell her without the test that im high

FIRE!!! · Post by **FIRE!!!** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 10:21 pm

mac dre wrote:yeah id laugh at my mom if she did that.. then again My mom wouldnt do it.. why waste her money on the test when id just return it keep the money to buy weed, and tell her without the test that im high

Lmao awesome response

bong · Post by **bong** » Tue Aug 02, 2005 11:22 pm

They have this shit at walgreens. I can't remember what the product is called, but it does come in a red bottle. You just follow the directions and you will come out clean. I think its something like drink the fluid, wait a few mins, drink so much water, wait 30 minutes, and then drink so much water again, and then you come out clean. Oh, and by the way this shit is only $20

BGDetroit · Post by **BGDetroit** » Wed Aug 03, 2005 12:37 am

WidespreadDead wrote:get max gold detox at GNC. everyone i know that followed the directions passed their test, problem is it tastes like piss and is pretty expensive my guess is somewhere around 50 for a bottle of it. but it works if you do it right

Exactly what i used.

I went to the local headshop and got the 20 oz extra strength Maximum Gold detox drink. And some night before pills, Were 6 pills and free from them.

Follow the instructions on the bottle.

Should be clean for hours.

Everybody i know swears by it and so do i.

www.weedguru.com

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