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Chips as Cutlery
Change the way you eat

Step 1: Purchase a bag of your favorite chips. Soemthing with plenty of neutral flavor that's gonna taste good with your scoopable food. I like thick cut jalepeno chips or corn tortilla chips.

Step 2: Make some cheap food that isn't that tasty when you're sober.
The best thing to use for this is Mac n Cheese. You can also use casseroles (yum), monkey meat (my dad's name for ground beef with cream of mushroom soup and onions ) or even chinese food.

Step 3: Save yourself from doing dishes by using the chips to shovel food into your mouth hole instead of silverware! The spicy flavor and crunchy texture of the chips will marry your mediocre food, improving its quality and the total amount of pleasure gained from chewing and swallowing your poor-person swill will greatly increase!

Some combos to try: Hot chips and cottage cheese. Get me a funnel!
Chips with poutine: for the obese person in you.

FOR DESSERT:
You know those neutral flavored chips made out of rice or soy? They're like mini rice cakes. They make excellent chocolate pudding scoops. IF YOU TAKE NOTHING FROM THIS ARTICLE but the temptation to try eating chocolate pudding with salty rice cakes, your life will improve tenfold. Or at least it will seem that way as you crunch and slurp your way through stoner heaven!

CHIPS AS CUTLERY FOREVER!!!

And then you could sell all your silverware and use the profit to buy what else, more chips Interesting idea though, I will probably try that one night when I am stoned out of my head and bored, lookin for somethin new to try..who knows, it could change my life forever. I couldn't try the rice cakes in pudding thing though, as much as I love chocolate, I can't stand those nasty bland rice cakes.

friggin cheddar rice cakes own

Wha there's a cheddar kind????

I will have to try these, I thought they only had the plain, fuckin it's like eatin cardboard or somethin.

naw man, white cheddar is the best, then popcorn is second, i havnt had a rice cake in a while though, so maybe they have like new flvours??

Interesting idea!

I thought you meant chips as in fries, damn americans

Aight then, "crisps" for you Europeans.

It should be crisps everywhere, we invented the language we know what were talking about!

Sorry, I don't call anyone my mate unless I'm about to have babies with them.

I just tried this, using BBQ chips to eat my lasagna, it was fucking DELICIOUS!!! CARO YOU ARE A FREAKIN GENIUS!!! I will never eat with fork and spoon again. Not even if it's a spork. And you all know how I looooooove my sporks.