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I know, I know. There have been a million topics on drug testing. We really need a drug testing forum. But then no one would ever look at it coz it's a boring topic. Until it happens to you.

Some stupid asshole said "huh huh huh, did you guys smoke that joint last night" right as the owner of our resort walked by. Damnit. So we heard, from our friend in the office, drug testing kits have been ordered. 70% of the staff has smoked since we been here, some of us every day. Most people who don't smoke as heavy as I do are just planning to say they did it before they got here, but I think that still looks bad since we all told our boss we are drug free during the interview.

I'm going to strap a condom filled with clean pee to my leg for the duration of every shift I work until they test me. God I hope they do it right away. What if they wait like a month to pop a random test on me? Gah. Can you imagine? How unpleasant. I could slap the dumbass who ruined it for us.

How many days do you think you could exist under the harsh and disgusting routine of wearing someone else's urine on your bare flesh for extended periods of time?

Ewwww, I'm assuming it's somebody else's pee? Blech that makes it worse. Ya gotta do what ya gotta do.

weedguru caro wrote: So we heard, from our friend in the office, drug testing kits have been ordered.

Only thing you can do is ask that guy to tell you when they get delivered ;/.
I trulyhope you'll make it...

It won't work Caro. When they test the pee it must be at least 90 degrees fareinheight. Unless there is someway that you can keep it at that temperature.

Honestly though is that dude gonna fire 70 percent of his employees and be screwed during the busiest time of the year? I highly doubt it. He will probably test you all and after he sees all of the positive testing he will probably give everyone a month to clean up.

cutthecashflow wrote:It won't work Caro. When they test the pee it must be at least 90 degrees fareinheight. Unless there is someway that you can keep it at that temperature.

What i did was once i was in the bathroom i ran hot water over the condom and it heated the urine.

I'd last about 3 days i reckon, first one its a novelty and funny, second its challenge but you think you can do it, third your tripped up at work, you fall and piss covers some of the guests infront of you.

Try intercepting the delivery of the drug testing kits

Otherwise, have fun spending the summer with a condom full of pee straped to your crotch. Wonder if it can de detected that it is old pee?? Other than the fact is has to be warm.

CROTCH ROCKET, sorry, that was random weediculous statement...but i must ell you good luck with your pissness, and i would slap that guy with the urine condom...rkelly style

weedguru caro wrote: I'm going to strap a condom filled with clean pee to my leg for the duration of every shift I work until they test me. God I hope they do it right away. What if they wait like a month to pop a random test on me? ?

lol,ouch thats deadly.Why the fuck do these companies CARE so much that u do the dirty,i mean its not smack and everybody does it,so as long as your not under the influence then who gives a shit.i may have missed the point tho. Anywayz i dont think i could survive unless the job meant that much to me.

My gf's sister just had a drug test. I guess supposedly she got some of her mothers urine and put it in a visine bottle and put it inside her. Im willing to bet that would be extremely uncomfortable. But it would make it warm enough I guess and itd be clean as long as they werent in the same room.

id fuck off the job strait away, carry around other ppls piss, ugh lol

weedguru tom wrote:id fuck off the job strait away, carry around other ppls piss, ugh lol

you should see how hard it was for her to get the job. i bet theres nothing quite like the smell of warm piss though. is sammy getting tested aswell?

ewwww

If the job meant alot to me, i still wouldn't do it.

I'd never work somewhere that condemns the use of cannabis. And if the boss found out about my usage, i'd tell him that although i am a heavy cannabis user, he'd never notice if he hadn't found out in that way, and the qualities that i have are good enough for this establishment, but if the boss doesn't want me to smoke, then i quit.

you are going to find it very hard to find and employer that would be happy that you to smoke