www.weedguru.com

How do you beat paranoia?

I like to smoke outside at night and when I'm coming home I am always really paranoid before i go in my house i often just wait outside for a while ... i feel like i either really stink or look high and that i will be caught

So how does everyone manage/deal with their paranoia?

i dont. i dont get paranoid, smokings supposed to chill you out. just think of it as you have nothing to hide and youll be fine

just act how you always do. If you see someone when you come in, just say hi. If you don't act suspicious, they wont be suspicious. And if you smoke outside, you probably won't even smell, unless your blowing the smoke on yourself or something.

Febreeze, listerine, Axe.

^First 2 are good but don't use axe, that makes the smell stronger, that's how my boy got busted in school one time, got sent to ALC for 2 years.

the best thing to use to cover up All ur smells in one tiny package but unless you parents are ok with it or your old enough you can only use it at school or at least when u arent going home right away...

Ciggarettes. smoke a joint and ur fingers stink? not after smoking a cig.
clothes smell like chronic? blow a lil cigg smoke on yourself.. breath smells like chronic? no it smells like Ass after that dart! hahaha works great

or you can eat something (with garlic and/or onion), drink a strong smelling beverage (not beer) like coffee..
and wash your hands (very important). if you're especially paranoid, rub hands in mud and then wash..zero smell from anywhere...


edit: all this takes less than half n hour...and is quite effective too (plus you take care of the munchies as well)

Me and my parents are in this kinda 'aslong as you're home before breakfast' thing.... So i just enter the house and go straight up to my room to flash on music in my bed

its fun!

Nah, I go inside the kitchen, have a laugh with my parents, have something to eat and go to my room.

Best thing is just act cool. I still get paranoid now but if i act my normal high self its fine. The redeye thing doesn't even matter anymore im always stoned ive always got red-eyes i think my mum just thinks thats what my eyes are like

TheBigPicture wrote:Nah, I go inside the kitchen, have a laugh with my parents, have something to eat and go to my room.

and that is often the best way to deal with it....unless you sometimes start talking mindless stoner crap to them..
one i can remember:
me: "ooh blue light check out the blue light..its sooo bright!!!"
dad: what
me: oh nothing..
mom: what was that about the light? what light?
me: nothing nothing..im going up to my room

after i leave:
dad (to mom) do you see a blue light?

What i do, is come home from having a smoke, talk to my mum for a while while smoking some more, then go to bed.

I still get paranoid, jus not from my mum.

Yeah I used to get that paranoia too. What I'd do was pop in the shower if I had to be in direct contact with my parents or whoever soon after smoking. Baked showers are kinda cool. To avoid arousing suspicions I would go in and talk with them after instead of like hiding out. Then just go about my business normally.

Believe it or not I used to smoke so much that my parents or foster family people would get suspicious of me when I WASN'T stoned. They go so used to seeing me stoned, that they thought something weird was up when I wasn't. It was really weird. Never really had to much problems with red-eye. It seems to affect some people more than others.

Weedguru Higher wrote:Believe it or not I used to smoke so much that my parents or foster family people would get suspicious of me when I WASN'T stoned. They go so used to seeing me stoned, that they thought something weird was up when I wasn't. It was really weird. Never really had to much problems with red-eye. It seems to affect some people more than others.

Haha, i get that. Whenever i'm not stoned, my mums always like ''What are you on?'' She always thinks i'm on something stronger when i'm not stoned.

I never really got paranoid about smoking though. I've always had a relaxed attitude towards it. I smoke, if you have a problem with it then just don't walk over to me, carry on your day and you'll be fine. It's not like i'd ever smoke near little kids or blow it in peoples faces, so who gives a fuck. What are they gonna do, call the police? By the time they get here (if indeed they bother at all) my joint will be finished and i'll be gone.

And my parents found out i was smoking it it regularly not long after i did. When you and your friends get so high that you all pass out, leaving the bong and weed on the side, it's kind of a giveaway. And when they confronted me about it the conversation sort of went like this,

''Have you been smoking dope?''
''Yes.''
''Don't you ever do it again!''
''No deal, in fact im high right now''
''You're grounded.''
''No i'm not''

Then i walked out the door and went and got high with my friends. Since then i've been pretty open with my parents about it.

And teachers, well teachers can catch me if they can.