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Gange,
12 good reasons why the bush administration should be doin exactly that….

1, it helps take you out of this shit hole of a world prematurely
2, if people knew how to build proper, the number of cancer victims will drop.
3, my big bro died fetching the stuff on the anniversary of Bob Marleys death. He broke his neck in a horrific freak accident suffering the same injuries superman actor Christopher reeve suffered. My big bro got back up 2 ½ minutes later. He walked down 2 flights of stairs the next day to smoke what he died fetching. His birthday is September 11th. 911 saw my big bros 33rd birthday.
4, it only causes depression in this world
5, try taking it off the streets, you will see bloodbaths all over the world. Gange is the drug that cools people down http://www.lulu.com/134929
6 it opens up that % of the brain still unused. Your imagination
7 write an auto biography, then do it on gange. See which is both more truthful and funny. Gange is the soupl ladel of the mind. Take it back right, it takes you right back. ALL the way back. Legislation needs changing. legalisation is whats needed. Reading glasses to the past. A different kind of vision express. Legalisin that one, gets rid of all the dirty drugs higher up the ladder.Theyre not needed now with this books arrival.
8 when I publish my auto biography, id like everyone reading it to read it on what I wrote it on. it keeps your blood pressure down and at a safe level. It could be unsafe to read it without gange. http://www.geocities.com/jesseakiens
9 it gives some lucky sod a 2000 year memory
10 if you get the smoke right, with the right kind of woman, the side effects you find here will blow your mind. The lads get extensions, BOTH get multiple O`S.
11 if you give your scientists who carry out cancer research, trust me when I say they find the cure before cancer finds them. it brings out the genius in us all. Bobs genius showed in his music. My shows in my writing.
12 My books bigger, better, more truthful, sadder, more colourful, definately funnier, and infinately more inspirational than the bible. spakiens@yahoo.co.uk

come on, free the weed george bush, start administerin it please. It ends all 911`s.
LETS ROLL GREEN CARPETS EVEREYWHERE, NOT RED ONES. START WITH DUMMY TOWN, A PLACE CALLED BELGRAVE. IT ENDS ALL 911`S FOR GOOD. THE PERSECUTION OF ISLAM ENDS ALONG WITH ALL WARS. MY BOOK TELLS YOU EXACTLY HOW. THE CLIMATE NEEDS STABILISING AS WELL. I SORTED THAT ON GANGE TOO.

this is the book cover, imagination grabbin I hope.

a very old head on young shoulders. Dirty Beckham. just a dirty lowlife supergenius stoner !!

I couldn't bring myself to read that so some one with some free time care to summarise to for me? Or Say WTF?

roll a fat one bud. get back to it when u feel like it. then come back an say what the f... yerself.

whats the crack here then

ive tried gettin this book published but no one can read it only other stoners. it doesnt make much sense if you aint buzzin. i wrote it buzzin off the planet. i got loads more pages if anyone wants to see em.

What the fuck is that all about? You sure you weren't on crack when you wrote that?

no mate, never touched anything stronger than toke. maybe you need to smoke a bit more before the smoke clears with all this. or are you anti gange....? im legalisin the bastard stuff if you people foreward this bullshit on to your fellow tokers.
bottom line, JESUS FOUND OUT WHO HE IS TODAY BECAUSE HE NEEDED GANGE TO GET THRU WHAT HE DISCOVERED. THAT HE WAS JESUS WITH A FEW HANDICAPPS.
1. I CANT WALK ON WATER
2. I CANT HEAL THE SICK WITH MY TOUCH
3. I CANT FEEED THOUSAND WITH JUST A FEW LOAFS
4. I CANT TURN WATER INTO WINE

MY DADS NAME IS LOL.

captaincannabis wrote:no mate, never touched anything stronger than toke. maybe you need to smoke a bit more before the smoke clears with all this. or are you anti gange....? im legalisin the bastard stuff if you people foreward this bullshit on to your fellow tokers.
bottom line, JESUS FOUND OUT WHO HE IS TODAY BECAUSE HE NEEDED GANGE TO GET THRU WHAT HE DISCOVERED. THAT HE WAS JESUS WITH A FEW HANDICAPPS.
1. I CANT WALK ON WATER
2. I CANT HEAL THE SICK WITH MY TOUCH
3. I CANT FEEED THOUSAND WITH JUST A FEW LOAFS
4. I CANT TURN WATER INTO WINE

MY DADS NAME IS LOL.

You are a cock. Fuck off you fucking catholic ball-licker. There was no such being as Jesus, n even if there was, i seem to remember the bible saying "Thine body shall be my temple, and those who attempt to intoxicate or destroy my temble shall perish." Thus proving that being the son of god, one of the 'Holiest" titles of all, he was not allowed to rock the ganja. So shut the fuck up with all your religious bullshit.

And why would fuck doc be anti-ganja? You stupid cockjockey.

WHAT THE DUECE

tokin fer England

even the dogs got stoners eyes. nice pussy by the way
LOL

let me stop ya there pal. i dont give a toss about religion, or jesus. he fcuked up. AND dont talk to me about that bastard bible either. no other book ever written has caused more fcukin wars. it takes abook about gange to bring all that shit to an end. fcuk off idiot. youre messin with an intelligence youve never seen before .

An intelligence that doesn't even succeed in spelling correctly... you must be really proud of yourself.

You're wasting our bandwidth, kid, my mouse pointer is hovering over the ban button.

jesus, religion, catholics, islam, its all a load of bull. all right and all wrong. that causes divide, that causes wars. so fcuk religion. tell me what a vicar sees of the real world. very very little. does he know what its like in the real world...? no. because his heads stuck in that twattin bible when it would do a lot better stickin it up his jacksy. do they see the problems in this world first hand,... no. nor do politicians who tell its wrong. one of the 40 guessers who wrote the bible after jesus died go it wrong when they covered gange. another line i remember hearin, "the prophet of god shall not drink" well, the prophet of god, if hes the one, tells even god to get fcuked on the issue of gange. you dont tell the prophet of god jack shi* if he says its right its for a reason. top stop wars. go on idiot, slag me again. make another point i can take apart. id sooner be doin what im here to do.
takin over the world with laughter. if youre a this is all a lie, you want to believe this bull.

my white bull. the english devil dog. look at them 2 red horns. ears i mean.
LOL

You have issues, mate. What you need is a straight jacket and a ride to the looney bin.

If that pic is of you, then you look too old to be actin like a 10 year old.