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Posted: **Sun Jan 09, 2005 6:30 am**

im new here.. i snapped a girls thong while she was sitting there for no reason.. but it was good i was at school

Posted: **Sun Jan 09, 2005 6:34 am**

ok buddy ill save you the flaming that will come. Here at weedguru we are all like 80 years old and cranky cause we ahve shit in our diapers and the nurse hasnt come around to change them yet. sooo we hate it when new people say stupid things so from now on (this is the important part) Don't post stupid as hell topics to get your post count up. We ahve very little bandwith and this isnt helping. If you do not popst stupid things you will have a nice enjoable non-flamable stay at this website for real weed smokers

Posted: **Sun Jan 09, 2005 7:13 am**

uhh i dont know ill elave thise forums...
bye bye forever

Posted: **Sun Jan 09, 2005 8:16 am**

hahaha so many new people..

Posted: **Sun Jan 09, 2005 2:44 pm**

Haha i love it,

''Post something worthwhile or leave''

''Ok, i'll leave. Bye.''

People would rather leave than be forced to have a shred of intelligence

Posted: **Sun Jan 09, 2005 3:24 pm**

well that was quite a short stay if i do say so myself

Posted: **Sun Jan 09, 2005 4:24 pm**

that was a bit of a PMT response from rockin-da-grange tho, to be fair

Posted: **Sun Jan 09, 2005 4:32 pm**

wow four posts the same in a row thats got 2 be a record right?

EDIT: ps nah the rocking orange was right to do that newbie have got 2 no what to post and what the fuck not to post and that post was a big no no

Posted: **Mon Jan 10, 2005 3:39 am**

yeahh umm i felt like being an asshole yesterday because i was pissed and shitt but today i hotboxed the portojohnny that the construction workers use (sunday so they're off) and watched boondock saints, and aqua teen hunger force

Posted: **Mon Jan 10, 2005 4:23 am**

Ew... why would you ever want to hotbox a portopotty that is used by construction workers on a regular basis... seriously...why????

Posted: **Mon Jan 10, 2005 4:35 am**

umm well i needed a place to smoke, im putting an addition on my house, there is a portojohnny in my driveway that is maintenenced once a week. It doesnt smell. Theres no wind. I can sit down (on top of the seat cover not like taking a shit) if i have to piss unexpectedly i dont ahve to interupt my sesh. I was bored and my parents were out. I had aqua teen hungerforce calling for me to watch stoned. Did i mention i was bored. thats like 15-20 reasons. believe me it's clean. im like semi-germaphobic (i cover my hands with my sleeves to push grocery carts and open public bathroom doors). Not only that but i know that one of the workers gets stoned in there...hes the giggly one.

Posted: **Mon Jan 10, 2005 4:52 am**

I cover my hands w/ my sleeves when Im going grocery shopping too, but thats cause I dont want to leave fingerprints... I used to do beer runs all the time at that grocery store :\