worst driver ever

clashcityrocker · Post by **clashcityrocker** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:15 am

What a crappy story this will be. I went with my friend derek to go pick my sister up from work. When we were going back we were going to stop at the bank to get some money. By the way we were all really high.

He pulls out onto the road and feels like taking a little shortcut. "IS THIS A TURNING LANE?" he asks after he already gets into it. I tell him it IS, but its for people on the other side of the road. Derek is the type of guy who would rather do something really illegal if it will save him a red light or a couple minutes... so he starts driving on the other side of the road (the most crowded street in Beaverton) because he THOUGHT he saw a place to drive into the bank. he was wrong so we're pretty much stuck in traffic... going the wrong way. everyone is honking at us. We were laughing our asses off but then I was getting paranoid cause I had a quarter oz in my pocket and he was really taking his chances getting arrested. the only way to solve a zany situation is with an even zanier solution. He does a giant U turn across the intersection and then we start hauling ass to get home. we never did make it to the bank

Zen · Post by **Zen** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:42 am

lol This in NO WAY should imply that Derek's are bad drivers! Even though driving up the wrong side of the road is something I've done... I've never done it intentionally and I've never done something like that! *sigh* Why do other Derek's have to consistantly give us a bad rep...

You should come driving with me sometime man haha I"ll show ya what it's like to drive with a Derek who likes to take risks in vehicles ressponsibly haha even though that's kinda an oxymoron.

At least you guys didn't crash hahaha

peace

flynn · Post by **flynn** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 1:45 am

this story is splitting my sides....good for you guys driving like a fuckhead is an admirable thing

Happy Homer · Post by **Happy Homer** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 2:27 am

thats pretty funny. it's even funnier cause i know a kid named derek and he's a horrible driver. but i'm not allowed to talk about bad driving cause i'm a horrible driver also.

Midnight Toker · Post by **Midnight Toker** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 12:06 pm

Not as bad as my mate. He drives like a fucking lunatic. He's written off a stupid amount of cars, i think 8 maybe. He doesnt get insurance and he's on a ban, he just buys a car, drives it about for a bit, crashes it then runs off and buys another one. He's the kind of person that will to a handbrake spin if he needs to u-turn and sees a red light as a challenge. He got a brand new MR-2 before and wrote it off that same day. He's a dick, i only get in his car if there really is no other option.

Tlicious · Post by **Tlicious** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 7:09 pm

Midnight this is all a lie wrote:He got a brand new MR-2 before and wrote it off that same day.

What an idiot, thats the next car that I plan to buy, and he just treats it like its nothing.....

jonny cockeral · Post by **jonny cockeral** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 7:09 pm

i know the type. how longs he banned for like

Funk Doctor · Post by **Funk Doctor** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 8:26 pm

we always do stupid shit when we're on the road.

the switcheroo is a personal favorite of mine.

Sammy · Post by **Sammy** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 9:06 pm

I just watched Taxi, that cop is the woooorst driver!!

Funk Doctor · Post by **Funk Doctor** » Tue Dec 28, 2004 9:27 pm

Hahaaaaaa, that movie is the shit!

Zen · Post by **Zen** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 2:54 am

There's nothing wrong with e-braking in the streets, as long as you know how to do it and aren't hitting shit... I'ce done it plenty, but I've only accidentally ran a couple of red lights... and I've always stopped tat them before I have hehe.

But hell, I totalled my last car by doin an power slide into the corner of a semi-trailer... parked... in the parking lot.... It was really open hehe not like it was a packed lot. It was just me... and the trailer.... and semi-trailers like it rough.

peace

Midnight Toker · Post by **Midnight Toker** » Wed Dec 29, 2004 1:57 pm

camerön wrote:i know the type. how longs he banned for like

He's only banned till he's 21 and he's 20 now. He got a 5 year ban when he was my age for driving without a liscense or insurance, but since then he's not been caught, coz he just gets out the car and fucks off when he crashes. He seldom crashes into other cars, more walls and lamposts and stupid shit like that. Anytime he gets pulled over he just pulls a 7 day wonder and gives a fake name.

There was this one time i was with him and him and his mate grab this guy, chuck him in the boot, give him a crusher, rizla, a bit of fag and a spliff and tell him to skin up. Then they lock the boot and start doing donuts round this car park for like a half hour with the guy still inside. It was a right laugh.

zERo~Chronic · Post by **zERo~Chronic** » Sat Jan 01, 2005 9:14 am

yeah ive eneded up driving on the wrong side of the road before. 3 miles down the rong side of the highway and we found a wafflehouse =)

...Farlan... · Post by **...Farlan...** » Sat Jan 01, 2005 10:23 am

aahahahhahahahahahahah i wish i cuold drive

ahah im so dumb me and my friends would probly be always boxin the car allways while driving ahahha

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