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Gorecore · Post by **Gorecore** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 2:05 am

I'm at work right now and working until midnight....ugh, boring call center work. I cannot wait to get off because I've been thinking about relaxing at home.

Here's what I am doing:

-Get home by 1 am
-Have a piss, wash up, brush teeth
-Prepare a nice snack (probably toast and peanut butter with a huge glass of milk)
-Roll 3 nice joints
-Smoke a joint and eat my snack
-Play San Andreas for 1/2 hour
-Smoke another joint
-Play San Andreas for 1 hour
-Smoke my last joint
-Put some trippy music on
-Turn out all my lights
-Turn on my lava lamp
-Crawl naked into bed and pull the covers up to my chin
-Go to sleep

Less than 2 hours to go!!

Post by **cutthecashflow** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 2:09 am

No woman to lay next to? that would really cap it off

on his right · Post by **on his right** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 2:27 am

i couldnt agree more with you cutthecashflow. girls definitely make food, gta, blazin, and sleeping (or therefore lack of) sooo much better.

Gorecore · Post by **Gorecore** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 2:27 am

Nope.

I'm as single as single can be.

I was married once, but I've been divorced for 2.5 years.

Propaganda · Post by **Propaganda** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 2:32 am

That sounds fun as hell. Not every night should be for your friends.

SouR_MilK · Post by **SouR_MilK** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 3:30 am

Gorecore wrote:I'm at work right now and working until midnight....ugh, boring call center work. I cannot wait to get off because I've been thinking about relaxing at home.

Here's what I am doing:

-Get home by 1 am
-Have a piss, wash up, brush teeth
-Prepare a nice snack (probably toast and peanut butter with a huge glass of milk)
-Roll 3 nice joints
-Smoke a joint and eat my snack
-Play San Andreas for 1/2 hour
-Smoke another joint
-Play San Andreas for 1 hour
-Smoke my last joint
-Put some trippy music on
-Turn out all my lights
-Turn on my lava lamp
-Crawl naked into bed and pull the covers up to my chin
-Go to sleep

Less than 2 hours to go!!

I bet you can't wait!! What is your occupation if you dont mind me asking?

Gorecore · Post by **Gorecore** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 3:34 am

I work in a call center. My 'official' title is Area Coordinator. I work for a US based company called US Inspect. www.usinspect.com

People call me to book home inspections, and I schedule them with inspectors in New Jersey, Pennsylvania, and Northern Virginia.

I work 37.5 hours a week and get paid $10 an hour to basically sit on my ass and surf the internet.

endo_spark · Post by **endo_spark** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 3:37 am

Gorecore wrote:
I work 37.5 hours a week and get paid $10 an hour to basically sit on my ass and surf the internet.

Can you get me an application?

Gorecore · Post by **Gorecore** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 3:40 am

LOL

Yeah, but that's $10 CANADIAN dollars an hour. So it's probably more like 3 bucks an hour in the states

Seriously, there are offices in Texas. There's one in Houston and one in Dallas/Fort Worth. Don't ask me where they are, because I have no idea.

aCid Barrett420 · Post by **aCid Barrett420** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 3:47 am

Man. I wish I could affort 3 joints a day! Maybe i'll get a job like your. Thats what I basically do all day anyway, might as well get paid for it. And minimum wage down here is $6.75. Thats not bad for sitting on your ass all day.

One suggestion. I'd probably blaze first, then eat. It makes the food taste sooo much better, even its a PB sandwich.

Sammy · Post by **Sammy** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 5:20 am

awww one of the delivery girls i work with is soooo hot, one of these days...

Caro · Post by **Caro** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 5:43 am

...that was random, kyle....

This made me laugh... did you follow your smoking/gaming schedule Gorecore?

pirate · Post by **pirate** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 7:41 am

Gorecore wrote:I'm at work right now and working until midnight....ugh, boring call center work.

oh man can i empathise with you...
i was with GE's india operations for three years before i got into journalism..that night shift sucks big time...
Then moved to a different company that had the Macy's account..

call centres in India are like that Dire Straits song: "money for nothing and chicks for free"

Logistics · Post by **Logistics** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 7:52 am

my perfect night is waiting till' 12:00am, when the house is asleep, and toking it up in my closet with shirly, my pipe. i then move my way onto the computer, where i listen to syd barrett/pink floyd. after a bit of that, i score some cereal and orange juice, and put on a stoner movie of choice. i then indulge in my soft, warm bed, and trance off to my nocturnal wonderland. i've done this exact rutine every night for the past 4 days, i entertain myself well.

Post by **WeedGuru_Flow** » Thu Dec 09, 2004 12:43 pm

toking up in your closet?
open a window

I cant toke in house, sometimes (during hte summer when the weather's good) i just sneak out on porch in our backyard, chilling , all alone in the dark on a bench while my lil' bro is gaming in his room and my mom and dad are sleeping or whatever...

www.weedguru.com

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