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1. The delivery charge(1$ at fox's) is not the same thing as a TIP.
2. Tip your pizzaman, or else.
3. The pizzaman may become angry and piss on your door, or kick over a statue, or never deliver there again!
4. I am a pizzaman and these people who leave 32cent tips are about to make me carry a gun and cap a foo...
5. Answer the phone when they call to get directions
6. Time is money
7. I hate driving 5 hours just to end up at the same place I started.

Nice Guy Eddie: C'mon, throw in a buck!
Mr. Pink: Uh-uh, I don't tip.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't tip?
Mr. Pink: I don't believe in it.
Nice Guy Eddie: You don't believe in tipping?
Mr. Blue: You know what these chicks make? They make shit.
Mr. Pink: Don't give me that. She don't make enough money, she can quit.
Nice Guy Eddie: I don't even know a fucking Jew who'd have the balls to say that. Let me get this straight: you never ever tip, huh?
Mr. Pink: I don't tip because society says I have to. Alright, I tip when somebody really deserves a tip. If they put forth an effort, I'll give them something extra. But I mean, this tipping automatically, that's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned they're just doing their job.
Mr. Blue: Hey, this girl was nice.
Mr. Pink: She was okay. But she wasn't anything special.
Mr. Blue: What special? Take you in the back and suck your dick?
Nice Guy Eddie: I'd go over twelve percent for that.

i delivered pizza for 9 months, it was tight. on average, i made just as much, or more in tips than i did for wage pay.

i used to deliver too...

used the car they provided me to do drug runs haha

I never delivered pizza, I never tip the pizza guy.... Plus we dont usualy order pizza , we go to the pizzaplace

Never tip the pizza guy plus the fact 'they' dont deliver round me coz they always get their peds robbed!

i neva thought 2 tip them hahaha they get my orders wrong anyway fuck tipin

I'm unemployed. Why should i give someone with a job money

why should they get payed more for doing what their supposed to do?

Cusmar wrote:I'm unemployed. Why should i give someone with a job money

Haha, spot on mate

Most of the time we dont even have all the money for the pizza, let alone a tip.

your being paid to do the job anyway, greedy buggers

i think its a nice thing to do. considering that not only do we deliver, we work in the store as well. and when your using your own vehicle to drive 40kms to someones house to take them food, and your doing this 8 hours a day, your car gets pretty beat. i used quite a bit of my wages just keeping my breaks, oil, tranny fluid, power steering, etc. maintained. plus, i had to pay for my own gas for all deliveries. so, consider doing all that on $8 an hour... a dollar or two from an appreciative customer certainly helps out. hahaha, i think its just stoners that dont like to tip, because honestly i very rarely did not get a tip.

what in the fuck they make you pay your own gas? that doesn't sound right dude. Not at all.

yea thats rediculous dude. With how much you're driving and how bad the fuel prices are, they should atleast fill your tank, and all on $8 an hour?! Probably takes a big chunk out of your paycheck eh?

woohoo three canadians in a row. Eh?